Today, I overheard my dad's friend complaining to my dad that his new baby boy is a ginger. I continued listening, and heard my dad saying, "Yeah, there's nothing worse than having a ginger." I'm his daughter. I'm a ginger. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I finally took the courage to introduce my ginger boyfriend to my family. It didn't go too well. My dad asked if he could call him "Ron Weasley" and my 13-year-old brother asked if he had a soul. Now I'm single again. FML
Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML
Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML
Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML
Today, I got married. My dad wanted to see me before the ceremony in my dress. The dress I wore was not my usual kind of dress, strapless. The first thing my dad said, "Ginger! You've got boobs!" Not exactly the father-daughter moment I'd envisioned. FML
Today, my friend's father got me mixed up with his new wife when telling stories for his wedding speech. Everyone noticed. The new wife was not pleased. FML
Today, one of my dad's work friends came over. As he was leaving, he complimented my dad on having three "strapping young boys." I informed him that I'm a girl, and I have a hormone imbalance that causes me to have a lot of hair and a deep voice. I guess my dress didn't give him a clue. FML
Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend that she's too good for me, then asking if she really wants to settle for someone like me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I broke the news to my parents that we're having a baby. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "It's probably not yours." FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
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pinkducttape 0
harsh and uncalled for. i actually like red hair.
lookitsnatash 0
I didn't think anybody but Eric Cartman thought so low of red-haired people.
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fifafan626 0
filthy gingers!
lostinamsterdam8 0
Hahahahahahahahaha I have red hair and pale skin (but no freckles) and I think the term 'ginger' is probably the funniest term ever. Whenever someone calls me a ginger I start cracking up...I really don't know why. Also that episode of South Park about gingers is hilarious. I think people need to chill out and stop flipping a shit about red hair......it's nothing special. Yeah, it's true that a lot of red-haired people are really beautiful but a lot of blondes and brunettes are too. I don't know why red hair is such a big deal.
I_live_4_clh 0
135 your just being stupid I love southpark the Ginger thing was hillarious and I have red hair but it gets so annoying walking down the hall way and people calling me a Ginger everyone who does that really needs to get a life cuz it was funny the first fifty times now it's old and really lame..... Just saying
998thehat432 0
uh... i'm pretty sure that could ever not be a joke. be less sensitive prolly.
a_boat 0
Well, he's right.
itsasecret_fml 0
nothing wrong with being a red head. they're sexy. the end.
Zog21 0
A GINGER ISN'T A REDHEAD IT IS A GHOSTLY WHITE REDHEAD WITH FRECKLES.
awillowcabin 0
**** them. being a redhead is something to be proud of, girl. we're the rarest hair colour there is.
jet_fml 0
Sarcasm? However, I like gingers. If it's the right tone, of course.
Kareohlynah 0
There's nothing worng with being a red head.. "/