Today, I overheard my dad's friend complaining to my dad that his new baby boy is a ginger. I continued listening, and heard my dad saying, "Yeah, there's nothing worse than having a ginger." I'm his daughter. I'm a ginger. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally took the courage to introduce my ginger boyfriend to my family. It didn't go too well. My dad asked if he could call him "Ron Weasley" and my 13-year-old brother asked if he had a soul. Now I'm single again. FML
Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML
Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML
Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML
Today, I got married. My dad wanted to see me before the ceremony in my dress. The dress I wore was not my usual kind of dress, strapless. The first thing my dad said, "Ginger! You've got boobs!" Not exactly the father-daughter moment I'd envisioned. FML
Today, my friend's father got me mixed up with his new wife when telling stories for his wedding speech. Everyone noticed. The new wife was not pleased. FML
Today, one of my dad's work friends came over. As he was leaving, he complimented my dad on having three "strapping young boys." I informed him that I'm a girl, and I have a hormone imbalance that causes me to have a lot of hair and a deep voice. I guess my dress didn't give him a clue. FML
Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend that she's too good for me, then asking if she really wants to settle for someone like me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I broke the news to my parents that we're having a baby. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "It's probably not yours." FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
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pinkducttape 0
harsh and uncalled for. i actually like red hair.
lookitsnatash 0
I didn't think anybody but Eric Cartman thought so low of red-haired people.
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Comments (349)
Rachelgrl1989 0
I've heard some peoople don't like gingers which I don't understand. It's just a hair color.
lostinamsterdam8 0
i dont mind the term ginger, frotch is the one that annoys me its just...uncomfortable
boredomnesses 0
blah my comment got messed... 2) was have a ginger baby!! (: Gingers are gorgeous! Whats wrong with people ?? My sister has the beautiful porcelain pale skin, and freckles, sadly her hair is naturally dark chocolate brown! She looks amazing with red hair, EVERYONE calls her ginger!! As a compliment though :P Being tan is overrated. Only natural tans are nice, and to get them you expose yourself to skin cancer... so instead you have nasty fake looking tans that people go for Ew. Pale skin is natural and cannot be imitated! Its soo gorgeous! I would kill to be ginger... olive skin + brunette = fail. AND FRECKLES ARE GORGEOUS! Embrace your unique beauty!!!!!!
texiy 0
he was prob just trying to make his friend feel better, but gingers do suck.
ams7509 0
this is identical to the very first FML i ever read... you copied and pasted. F MY Life for having to read your pathetic attempt an an FML
lifeislife_fml 0
You don't have to say "I'm his daughter" when you already said that he's your dad.
Twixnumber2 0
Hey! Red hair is super pretty! I think there is a shade of red hair for everybody:) P.S. You should replace your dad's shampoo with red hair dye. LOL
SimplyInsane 0
The guy I have a massive crush on is a ginger, haha. He's freaking adorable, go redheads! :D
Rainbow_Monkey 0
1. Red hair is hot. On a guy, but especially so on a girl. 2. Freckles are cute. 3. Maybe they were joking, or you misheard them or something. 4. If they weren't joking, **** them and don't think any less of yourself.
Inoku 0
Being ginger is awesome, and anyone who says otherwise is clearly just jealous of our gorgeous hair and ability to sunburn under fluorescent lights.