Today, I overheard my dad's friend complaining to my dad that his new baby boy is a ginger. I continued listening, and heard my dad saying, "Yeah, there's nothing worse than having a ginger." I'm his daughter. I'm a ginger. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I finally took the courage to introduce my ginger boyfriend to my family. It didn't go too well. My dad asked if he could call him "Ron Weasley" and my 13-year-old brother asked if he had a soul. Now I'm single again. FML
Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML
Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML
Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML
Today, I got married. My dad wanted to see me before the ceremony in my dress. The dress I wore was not my usual kind of dress, strapless. The first thing my dad said, "Ginger! You've got boobs!" Not exactly the father-daughter moment I'd envisioned. FML
Today, my friend's father got me mixed up with his new wife when telling stories for his wedding speech. Everyone noticed. The new wife was not pleased. FML
Today, one of my dad's work friends came over. As he was leaving, he complimented my dad on having three "strapping young boys." I informed him that I'm a girl, and I have a hormone imbalance that causes me to have a lot of hair and a deep voice. I guess my dress didn't give him a clue. FML
Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend that she's too good for me, then asking if she really wants to settle for someone like me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I broke the news to my parents that we're having a baby. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "It's probably not yours." FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
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pinkducttape 0
harsh and uncalled for. i actually like red hair.
lookitsnatash 0
I didn't think anybody but Eric Cartman thought so low of red-haired people.
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Comments (349)
yottskry 0
I'm ginger, we rock :D Thomas Jefferson and Winston Churchill were ginger, so was Malcolm X (despite being black - it's possible!). Boudicca was ginger and she pissed the Romans off big time :D We kick ass!
kimlee_fml 0
you people are sooo lame. some adds a fml where someone says they are fat. and all the fatties of the world unite to make them feel better. same thing with gingers.. everyone tries to make them feel better. and most fire crothes are UGLY. personally, ive always wanted too see a fire crotch fall in a ditch do i could yell.. FIRE IN THE HOLE!
fallencresceny 0
#179 No you don't have to say she's his daughter... but it shares the gender of the OP to the reader which paints a clearer picture.
Day00l 0
LOOOOL, shame its not your fault you are ginger
nooneelse 7
Xex... I have red hair too. Nothing too bad))
kangahugger 0
I'm a redhead and get so much abuse! Join redhedd.com. :)
summersong89 0
Well that wasn't nice of them to say.. I'm a redhead and i love it! Nobody really gives me crap about it, in fact, I've always been told that I have beautiful hair. I don't mind being called "ginger" either, even though I know some people use that term in a derogative manner. Don't let your dad's comment bring you down, gingers are awesome! :) Oh, and #204: You are not funny. At all.
tweezy04 0
I purposely dye my hair red. Red is the new Blonde....it looks hot!
AnneFTW 17
Red hair can be really nice, especially on girls, so don't worry about it. Your Dad is just a sheep & is too afraid to disagree with his friend. FYL for having a stupid father.
pete275 0
huh? what's wrong with gingers? also, isn't it something that you get from your parents? Unless he's not your real dad (and retarded not to figure it out). It's like a guy saying "yeah, there's nothing worse than having a ****** son"; even if he's not black, the wife _has_ to be, otherwise, he's not that smart.