Today, as I was walking back to my dorm, I looked down and thought, "I wonder why the ground is wet in just this one spot?" Then I got hit with a water balloon. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in the toilet. Some idiots thought it was funny to throw a water balloon into the cubicle. The balloon didn't pop, but fell in the toilet, sending my own urine onto my shorts. I had 4 hours left of school. FML
Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML
Today, I was at a water park with my family. They wanted me to stand underneath this big bucket filled with water. I didn't know it tips over, and my swimsuit isn't the tightest, so when all the water fell down, my swimsuit bottoms fell to my knees in front of tons of kids. FML
Today, I was walking out of my front door in the town where I intern. I live alone and know no one. As I'm locking the door, I see a golf ball wedged between my mat and step. I notice that there's writing on it so I pick it up to read, "You look hot when you sleep." FML
Today, I was driving when I saw someone pulled over on the side of the road. Wanting to help, I pulled over. In so doing, I ran over something that popped my tire. The guy had just pulled over to pee. FML
Today, I was out walking my dog. I was throwing a stick in the lake so he could go get it (he loves swimming). A friend called me. After I was done calling, another friend came by, and we talked for a while. When my dog barked, I accidentally threw my iPhone into the water instead of his stick. FML
Today, as I was about to walk across the street, a girl in front of me who clearly wasn't paying attention to the traffic, almost got run over. I grabbed her arm and jumped back. She was fine. I fell and fractured my arm and wrist. FML
Today, I was applying Icy Hot. I squeezed the bottle too hard making it squirt in my eye. I ran to the bathroom in agony, turned on the faucet, and slammed my face right into it. FML
Today, I was on a plane heading home from vacation with the family, when went to relieve my bladder and stepped on someone's shit. They seemingly decided the floor was a better then the toilet. I walked all the way back to my seat with shit on my sandal, my sister thought I'd shat myself. FML
Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML
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TheRealBruce 12
Oh noo!
FYLDeep 26
Ever hear of the phrase fight fire with fire? Well your opponent is only using water, so when you retaliate with a napalm balloon, it will be completely unsuspected.
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Comments (85)
RomoniReed 6
Napalm Strike!
icy37 10
It could've been worse, but it could've been better. Imagine if OP didn't even get hit, and walked on unscathed.
coolstorybro6969 6
I thought it was funny
leadman1989 16
41 - ALL comments are pointless I don't know what you think we're accomplishing here.
DocBastard 40
Pendatik - what about all the "i like turtles" comments? I dare say those are worse than "lol" and "pwned" and "ydi" and "could have been worse".
leadman1989 16
60 - Ok some are funny and pertinent to the FML SO? The FML is just as meaningless it doesnt help anything. (No offense to FML because i love it). Ever hear of nihilism?
leadman1989 16
What you're referring to is local purpose and doesn't exist outside the minds of sentient beings. Yes we give purpose to EVERYTHING we do but they aren't all held in the same regard we arbitrily assign value to things JUST LIKE YOU DID TO HIS COMMENT... so I just took that to it's logical extreme METAPHYSICAL nilhism. When it comes down to it the universe is unimaginably old and unimaginably large it was here before us and will be here after (not to anthropomorphize but) it doesn't care that we exist or ever existed ALL we do is meaning less but that doesn't mean we shouldn't value it be cause WE give it value and outside of us there is none.
leadman1989 16
75 - And HOW in ANY sense of the word am I solipsistic? Nihilism =/= solipsism. And I have trouble thinking of anything else I said that would indicate that who knows maybe I really don't understand that word either.
leadman1989 16
Which is why I said I took it to a logical EXTREME to point out the hamartia (just wanted to use that word :p) of what you were saying. "local purpose" at least the way we're using it is something completely abstract and ACTUALLY doesn't exist otherwise. Solopsim on the other hand deals with a persons ability to asses through their sense the world around them it's already a very broad term and including things that are actually intangible utterly changes the word.
DDpandaz 0
Get them back with piss-loaded balloons
OfficeNinja 5
At least you solved the mystery.
rberry88 4
It's those walk of shame's that get you everytime.
leadman1989 16
Frats! Bunch of guys who circle jerk all day and then go out to by more lotion and feed!
perdix 31
You learned a good life lesson: Don't think about the wet spot. Just pretend it's not there and move on with your life. Use some other trick to make her sleep in it ;)
Danij101 0
curiosity killed the cat lol
ifeelya 5
ah, those college days...
NickNguyen 4
I hope you weren't standing directly over the wet spot and wondering why it's wet.