Today, as I was walking back to my dorm, I looked down and thought, "I wonder why the ground is wet in just this one spot?" Then I got hit with a water balloon. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in the toilet. Some idiots thought it was funny to throw a water balloon into the cubicle. The balloon didn't pop, but fell in the toilet, sending my own urine onto my shorts. I had 4 hours left of school. FML
Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML
Today, I was at a water park with my family. They wanted me to stand underneath this big bucket filled with water. I didn't know it tips over, and my swimsuit isn't the tightest, so when all the water fell down, my swimsuit bottoms fell to my knees in front of tons of kids. FML
Today, I was walking out of my front door in the town where I intern. I live alone and know no one. As I'm locking the door, I see a golf ball wedged between my mat and step. I notice that there's writing on it so I pick it up to read, "You look hot when you sleep." FML
Today, I was driving when I saw someone pulled over on the side of the road. Wanting to help, I pulled over. In so doing, I ran over something that popped my tire. The guy had just pulled over to pee. FML
Today, I was out walking my dog. I was throwing a stick in the lake so he could go get it (he loves swimming). A friend called me. After I was done calling, another friend came by, and we talked for a while. When my dog barked, I accidentally threw my iPhone into the water instead of his stick. FML
Today, as I was about to walk across the street, a girl in front of me who clearly wasn't paying attention to the traffic, almost got run over. I grabbed her arm and jumped back. She was fine. I fell and fractured my arm and wrist. FML
Today, I was applying Icy Hot. I squeezed the bottle too hard making it squirt in my eye. I ran to the bathroom in agony, turned on the faucet, and slammed my face right into it. FML
Today, I was on a plane heading home from vacation with the family, when went to relieve my bladder and stepped on someone's shit. They seemingly decided the floor was a better then the toilet. I walked all the way back to my seat with shit on my sandal, my sister thought I'd shat myself. FML
Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML
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TheRealBruce 12
Oh noo!
FYLDeep 26
Ever hear of the phrase fight fire with fire? Well your opponent is only using water, so when you retaliate with a napalm balloon, it will be completely unsuspected.
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Comments (85)
MrXerxes5 6
This why everyone should carry a paintball gun with them at all times.
heyimallison 0
agreed.
TurdTickler4eva 0
At least it wasn't a semen balloon
pdHbq 2
You gotta admit, at least it wasn't an egg! That woulda sucked...
robertlovespi 3
I hope you were wearing a white t-shirt!! If not, then they wasted a good water balloon!
False_Stupidity 42
Well the OP didn't elaborate on the contents of the water balloon... Who knows what was in it!?
Jimboom 12
Lol. All I heard when I pictured this in my mind was the little voice from Worms shouting "INCOMING!!"
False_Stupidity 42
ROFL .. Now I have that in my head .. Worms is awesome.
Strafeh 9
Owned.
chels1994 11
And mow you know
malazian 13
you mean now right? cause i do not believe there is grass inside the dorms.. unless you count the stuff they're probably smoking :P
coolstorybro6969 6
Correction; are positively smoking
leadman1989 16
I think she meant "And now you know". To which I say AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE!!!
chels1994 11
yeah i did mean "now" lol but i couldnt reply to my comment from my phone and i found it pointless to post a whole different comment on the same FML just to correct myself :p
heartlessj 8
Sounds like u experienced worse than water in a water balloon lmao
honey_sweet 0
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