Today, I was applying Icy Hot. I squeezed the bottle too hard making it squirt in my eye. I ran to the bathroom in agony, turned on the faucet, and slammed my face right into it. FML
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SeduceRecycle 0
Nooooooo good.
YupImBack 0
shit happens
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Comments (75)
SeduceRecycle 0
Nooooooo good.
livelaughlove22 0
oh wow IDIOT!
Sydknee 8
the only thing I can say is, FYL.
Hevzy 0
definitely not good but you should her been looking where you were going! tut tut tut x
A_50cal_goes 0
BOOM Headshot!!!
unidentified_sta 5
Squirted right into your eye??? ... Hawt
KarinaLizeth18 5
lmao shame^ hahaha
buzz18 7
lol at #19, but sucks bro
tweetbaby14 18
YDI for pointing it at your eye.
MarkerofMagic 0
where were you applying it making it shoot into your eye o.o
NuyoRicanGirl 3
that sucks op fyl LMAO
Brittney_E 0
hah. sounds like something i'd do Xp
wintamint101 7
no need to get rid of that icy hot
Stupified 0
What's icy hot?
MissChelle79 0
wow... really?
2kool4skoolyo 0
48- it's a product that is used on sore body parts. first being it's really cold an then after 5 min it turns hot to dull the pain away.
residentZERO 0
i see hot! u see hot! u can't see because of icy/hot! FYL! :(
chris_42 11
Did your eye feel icy and then hot?
LoganBballin16 0
comment moded!! lol but for real of ur an idiot! who dose this??
ianbennett123 0
ydi for sqeezing too hard
JillianlikesVogu 0
That shit BURNS. Sooo much.
ladykat 0
62 - love your photo!
turtlemansam 6
I MODDED THIS!!!!
residentZERO 0
76 - why thank u! :x
Prodigy7 4
OP, did the slamming part help make your eye feel better?
alsnyder12 0
how does one run in agony? stated as is, the op's reaction to feeling agony is to randomly run. hmm
RochelleRedvines 8
See, that's why you aim AWAY from your face.
mexicanswim 0
I had a similar situation
bravesfan112233 0
icy hot makes me horny
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
2: As did I, but with Capzasin(sp?). Not fun. >_<
pandemic_fml 0
My aunt put some on her knee, which rubbed off on her clothes when she went to the bathroom, which then went places that IcyHot should never go.
AudaciouslyInsan 0
Wow, jeez OP. You need to learn to calm yourself in serious situations like that. Yeah it's scary but it can make things worse if you freak out. FYL
Kyousho 0
agreed
atomicwedgie4u 0
& clearly did for op as proven with the red eye & concussion.
YupImBack 0
shit happens
Sun_Kissed18 25
Which creates a domino effect of other shit happening
randomguy1millon_fml 0
Which makes it shitteyer
acrostice 0
hope you're okay now!
colleen2920 0
retard. ydi for not having common sense
WTSchool 0
Well what'd you go slamming your face into the faucet for?!
tandem123 6
I really don't appreciate your use of "retard" as a derogatory term. Thank you.
Yekutiel 7
crappy
Jessi_the_sexii 0
put some icy heat on the bruise on your face from the faucet..
remy3106 10
were u applying the IcyHot on ur face? Because I don't see how it woul get into your eye any other way
banana_pancakes1 0
oww sucks to be you