Today, I was driving when I saw someone pulled over on the side of the road. Wanting to help, I pulled over. In so doing, I ran over something that popped my tire. The guy had just pulled over to pee. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML
Today, I witnessed a car accident. Being an experienced paramedic, I rushed to the scene to see if anyone needed help. As I assessed the people involved, one of them pickpocketed me. FML
Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He told me one of my lights was busted, and I couldn't help but point out that one of his was out too. He said, "Thanks, I'll get that fixed right away." then gave me a ticket. FML
Today, I was in the toilet. Some idiots thought it was funny to throw a water balloon into the cubicle. The balloon didn't pop, but fell in the toilet, sending my own urine onto my shorts. I had 4 hours left of school. FML
Today, my car got keyed because I was parked in a handicapped parking spot. I'm handicapped. FML
Today, as I was walking back to my dorm, I looked down and thought, "I wonder why the ground is wet in just this one spot?" Then I got hit with a water balloon. FML
Today, as I was about to walk across the street, a girl in front of me who clearly wasn't paying attention to the traffic, almost got run over. I grabbed her arm and jumped back. She was fine. I fell and fractured my arm and wrist. FML
Today, I was on a train, sitting next to an old man who was reading a newspaper. Suddenly, he sneezed without putting his hands over his nose. Instead of turning towards the window, he turned towards me. FML
Today, I was on a plane heading home from vacation with the family, when went to relieve my bladder and stepped on someone's shit. They seemingly decided the floor was a better then the toilet. I walked all the way back to my seat with shit on my sandal, my sister thought I'd shat myself. FML
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perdix 31
Why would a woman, presumably driving alone, stop to help a man out on the highway? Were you looking to get nailed?
Wreckless_fml 6
Must have been a beast of a nail to pop your tire.
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Comments (76)
TeamCatastrophe 3
Happens to the best of us. FYL. >.
TeamCatastrophe 3
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thekillerwhokill 0
It's always the good ones...
derper71 3
Life: 1 OP: 0
Marcella1016 32
No good deed goes unpunished that sucks for you man
Wreckless_fml 6
Must have been a beast of a nail to pop your tire.
NeatNit 33
Yeah tires don't usually pop that easily
EvilPotato 15
11 I once popped my tire after running over a stack of newspaper.
TeamCatastrophe 3
18- I laughed. :P Maybe I shouldn't have found it funny?
white16sox 19
18 paper cuts can be a bitch!
False_Stupidity 42
Probably a tire at the end of it's life anyhow or a dodgy re-tread, those can pop if you even look at them wrong.. Or it could have been a low profile tyre too, those are easier to puncture.
Alwayspullout 7
A nail can puncture any tire quite easily... Have seen it many times...
dirtbiker267 0
Yes but most of the time it leaks air not popping it
conan13_fml 0
Did the guy peeing stop to help you?
zukinihudini 0
More importanty did they help the guy?
False_Stupidity 42
Kinky...
UrLyfSuxx 0
That's why you don't talk to strangers.
lotto_boi 3
Unless they got candy and a pimped out van
kaprookie 3
But dont get in if they have that no name brand shit. Premium lollies or no dice.
rkmepm 16
Stranger danger? Have a pascal swirl
Alexisthebestest 16
Strangers ALWAYS have the best candy.
steviesnm 6
That would've pissed me off.
saIty 17
Well you went to help him, so help him. If you help him shake the drips, and he could return the favor by helping you with the tire situation.
rocker_chick105 31
Curiosity popped the tire!
Jamicianprince 1
Its happened to the best of us
ChantelRenaeee 0
FYI for sure.:/ hope you have car/tyre insurance!
False_Stupidity 42
There is such a thing as tyre insurance??
thecornmast3r 3
Da hell is tyre?
Betz 10
Swap cars when he's not looking ;)
instnt1nfction 17
I bet he's wondering how his Audi turned into a dodge caravan.
rkmepm 16
What if they both have daihatsu charades?
sandythongs 1
dont knock the charades lol i used to have one of those mighty chariots take me to and from rugby.
False_Stupidity 42
#51 your 16 years old and in Aus, therefore at best your holding a learners license and too young to have 'used to' own any car unless your so bad that you've gone through a few cars lately.
dontpanic_fml 32
He didn't say anything about owning the vehicle. Sounds like he was getting a ride
RA661 8
56, and you're a 36 year old man who can't differentiate context between "your" and "you're". -.-