Today, it's my 7-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I was excited so I asked him what day it was and he said, "Wednesday?" FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked my boyfriend how he felt about me and he said, "You're the hottest seven I've ever met." FML
Today, it's my 8 year anniversary. My boyfriend's "romantic" gesture for the occasion was to toss a few McDonald's coupons at me and tell me to get whatever I wanted. FML
Today, after being with my boyfriend for seven years, he finally proposed. To another woman. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend‘s birthday was two weeks ago, so I immediately sent him a message as if it was today. He didn’t believe my excuses. FML
Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML
Today, it was our 12th anniversary. My husband only remembered because family members texted to wish us a happy anniversary. When he went out to the store to get groceries, he didn't even buy me flowers. He's also irritated that I "seem sad or something." FML
Today, is the 6 month anniversary of my boyfriend and I. Turns out next month he will be celebrating the 3 year anniversary of him and his wife. FML
Today, I was watching TV and started freaking out thinking I forgot to wish my boyfriend a happy anniversary. I wrote him a text and after I'd sent it, I realized that the date is mine and my ex's anniversary date. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that after 7 years together, he is no longer in love with me. Shocked and appalled, I asked him if he had anything else to add. "Happy Birthday." FML
Today, is my five year anniversary. My boyfriend said he was gonna get me something shiny this year. I thought he was gonna propose. He got me a set of sparkle glue. FML
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socialproduct 19
Some of the best surprises I've ever pulled off involved pretending to be oblivious. Hope this was the case in your situation. But maybe I'm just an optimist.
darkthund3r8313 2
would have been funnier if he said hump day lol
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Comments (45)
josephbates 8
If you've been together 7 years haven't been married yet expect him to remember the day you first became a couple... You need to dump him and find someone as crazy as you
SlashingAverV2 20
The same things said to #18 & 20 can be said to you.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Am I the only one finding it odd that these two have been together for seven years and are still only "boyfriend and girlfriend"? Regardless though, very few men can remember dates like women do. It's just in their nature, I guess.
Mortoli 30
lol seriously 7 years? man that's too long not to be married whats he waiting on?
Gubbon 17
Classic.