Today, it's my 7-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I was excited so I asked him what day it was and he said, "Wednesday?" FML
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Today, I asked my boyfriend how he felt about me and he said, "You're the hottest seven I've ever met." FML
Today, it's my 8 year anniversary. My boyfriend's "romantic" gesture for the occasion was to toss a few McDonald's coupons at me and tell me to get whatever I wanted. FML
Today, after being with my boyfriend for seven years, he finally proposed. To another woman. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend‘s birthday was two weeks ago, so I immediately sent him a message as if it was today. He didn’t believe my excuses. FML
Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML
Today, it was our 12th anniversary. My husband only remembered because family members texted to wish us a happy anniversary. When he went out to the store to get groceries, he didn't even buy me flowers. He's also irritated that I "seem sad or something." FML
Today, is the 6 month anniversary of my boyfriend and I. Turns out next month he will be celebrating the 3 year anniversary of him and his wife. FML
Today, I was watching TV and started freaking out thinking I forgot to wish my boyfriend a happy anniversary. I wrote him a text and after I'd sent it, I realized that the date is mine and my ex's anniversary date. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that after 7 years together, he is no longer in love with me. Shocked and appalled, I asked him if he had anything else to add. "Happy Birthday." FML
Today, is my five year anniversary. My boyfriend said he was gonna get me something shiny this year. I thought he was gonna propose. He got me a set of sparkle glue. FML
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socialproduct 19
Some of the best surprises I've ever pulled off involved pretending to be oblivious. Hope this was the case in your situation. But maybe I'm just an optimist.
darkthund3r8313 2
would have been funnier if he said hump day lol
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Comments (45)
ShleeG 23
This fml just made me realize it was mine and my boyfriends 3rd anniversary just a few days ago. Woops lol
ham_spam 17
Lol you need to get some chocalate and flowers
ShleeG 23
No I don't... and neither does he
lusanna 19
So I'm guessing the ring isn't coming any time soon
doemetoch 28
This is only a big deal if you decide to make it a big deal. Loads of people don't remember anniversary dates, it doens't say anything about their love or commitment. If it's important for you to celebrate your anniversary, remind your boyfriend, preferably some time in advance so that gifts, restaurant bookings or whatever it is you'd like to do can be arranged for.
Iamskynet 18
why create such a drama by asking, just wish him and have a great day.
The_Avatar 22
Too many people get worked up over numbers in relationships. Its just a date. Just do what I do and have the whole summer be an anniversary if you want to
Mysterybounty 6
7 years and still just a boyfriend plus cant remember your anniversary? Not a smart choice staying with him.
MmmPinkTacos 11
Right, because how healthy a relationship is can be judged by those two factors alone, especially by a random person who has no information other than just those two facts.
loserman67 36
7 years and he is still just your boyfriend? Maybe you should worry less about him remembering and worry more about why he is just your boyfriend after 7 whole years
doemetoch 28
And maybe you shouldn't judge other people's relationship without knowing anything about them. Not everyone wants to get married, and even people who do want to get married can have very valid reasons to wait for a long time before doing so.
TEZZ 24
I've been with my boyfriend for over 5 years, we aren't getting married for at least another 5. Why? Because we're both in college and I'm not finished for another 4 years. We'd also want to try living together first, before we'd even start thinking about marriage. Nothing wrong with being unmarried.
sophiasalsa3 8
My boyfriend and I have been together almost 7 years and aren't getting married any time soon. Why? We started dating at 16, we are only 22 now and still in college and broke. There's no need to rush, and no need to judge.
PhantomKitty 26
My cousin and her husband were together for ten years before getting married. Granted, they started dating when they were sixteen, but still. Putting a timer on a relationship tends not to work very well.
Elgrin 15
To be fair, he's not wrong.
brenton490 19
when ever I'm asked what day it is I just go with special day and play by year from there.
nanner6206 24
what?
ham_spam 17
For example if someone goes what day is it they say whatever holiday or special day the date is closest to so if he/she thinks it's March 16 he or/she says st Patrick's day
IcyDarcy 10
What's a 7 years anniversary with a boyfriend ? What did you expect him to remember ? The day you first met ? The day you had your first date ? The day you first had sex ?... I'll go with YDI because unless it's something official like your wedding, you shouldn't expect the poor guy to remember it.
SpyroMello 29
You should be able to remember the anniversary of when you got together, it isn't that hard, especially after 7 years. My parents can remember and yes my dad included and they've been married for 25 years and no he's never forgotten an anniversary. No need to be a jackass #26 because to some people things like that ARE special.