Today, it's my 7-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I was excited so I asked him what day it was and he said, "Wednesday?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my boyfriend how he felt about me and he said, "You're the hottest seven I've ever met." FML
Today, it's my 8 year anniversary. My boyfriend's "romantic" gesture for the occasion was to toss a few McDonald's coupons at me and tell me to get whatever I wanted. FML
Today, after being with my boyfriend for seven years, he finally proposed. To another woman. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend‘s birthday was two weeks ago, so I immediately sent him a message as if it was today. He didn’t believe my excuses. FML
Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML
Today, it was our 12th anniversary. My husband only remembered because family members texted to wish us a happy anniversary. When he went out to the store to get groceries, he didn't even buy me flowers. He's also irritated that I "seem sad or something." FML
Today, is the 6 month anniversary of my boyfriend and I. Turns out next month he will be celebrating the 3 year anniversary of him and his wife. FML
Today, I was watching TV and started freaking out thinking I forgot to wish my boyfriend a happy anniversary. I wrote him a text and after I'd sent it, I realized that the date is mine and my ex's anniversary date. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that after 7 years together, he is no longer in love with me. Shocked and appalled, I asked him if he had anything else to add. "Happy Birthday." FML
Today, is my five year anniversary. My boyfriend said he was gonna get me something shiny this year. I thought he was gonna propose. He got me a set of sparkle glue. FML
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socialproduct 19
Some of the best surprises I've ever pulled off involved pretending to be oblivious. Hope this was the case in your situation. But maybe I'm just an optimist.
darkthund3r8313 2
would have been funnier if he said hump day lol
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Comments (45)
facewhat3214 8
Happy anniversary
turtlelover93 8
Men don't care as much as we do about dates and anniversaries. My husband still can't remember my birthday. I've just gotten used to reminding him all the time until the day lol
PePziNL 20
Well, you did ask what day it was.
mrslegume 8
I'm somewhat sympathetic, but to be honest unless you have a date of marriage, not really considered a anniversary. What is the anniversary for people who are dating? The day you go on the first date or the day you become exclusive...?
All0fIt 2
He's a guy, don't take it personally. Girls create memories by linking them to emotions. You easily remembered because of your feelings for him. While to him the date of your anniversary and loving you are two completely different things. Don't mistake a memory lapse with a measure of how he values you.
weebitcreepy 5
Damn right, it's wednesday
Shay_Shay97 23
It was at this point where this dude realized he done f*cked up. How the hell do you miss that? I mean, I can kind of get it if this was the first or second one, but f*cking 7? How???
writerchic85 26
If there was no lead up to the anniversary I don't blame him for forgetting. Did you talk about it coming up? Was it on the calander? I almost forgot my own last week. Lol
vampire9545 5
well...you said "my" not "our"...
Joseph24689 14
Why, it's Opposite Day! No-no one? O-okay... -slowly backs away-