Today, it's my 7-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I was excited so I asked him what day it was and he said, "Wednesday?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my boyfriend how he felt about me and he said, "You're the hottest seven I've ever met." FML
Today, it's my 8 year anniversary. My boyfriend's "romantic" gesture for the occasion was to toss a few McDonald's coupons at me and tell me to get whatever I wanted. FML
Today, after being with my boyfriend for seven years, he finally proposed. To another woman. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend‘s birthday was two weeks ago, so I immediately sent him a message as if it was today. He didn’t believe my excuses. FML
Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML
Today, it was our 12th anniversary. My husband only remembered because family members texted to wish us a happy anniversary. When he went out to the store to get groceries, he didn't even buy me flowers. He's also irritated that I "seem sad or something." FML
Today, is the 6 month anniversary of my boyfriend and I. Turns out next month he will be celebrating the 3 year anniversary of him and his wife. FML
Today, I was watching TV and started freaking out thinking I forgot to wish my boyfriend a happy anniversary. I wrote him a text and after I'd sent it, I realized that the date is mine and my ex's anniversary date. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that after 7 years together, he is no longer in love with me. Shocked and appalled, I asked him if he had anything else to add. "Happy Birthday." FML
Today, is my five year anniversary. My boyfriend said he was gonna get me something shiny this year. I thought he was gonna propose. He got me a set of sparkle glue. FML
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socialproduct 19
Some of the best surprises I've ever pulled off involved pretending to be oblivious. Hope this was the case in your situation. But maybe I'm just an optimist.
darkthund3r8313 2
would have been funnier if he said hump day lol
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hoosiergirl94 31
Hump Dayyyyy ;)
Schwuppdiwupp 13
I will never understand why everyone goes so crazy about anniversaries. Do you need a day of the year to remind you that you love each other? What about showing your love and thankfulness every day of the year? And it s so much more special if you surprise your loved one when they don t expect it. Says a female...
ham_spam 17
Wow from a woman that doesn't mean anything that paragraph is the same from a man or woman
IorvethTheXolo 8
I've always felt that anniversaries are a celebration of that event, just like birthdays. Why make a fuss out of birthdays? They're not special. We were all born... We do it because it was a significant event in our lives that we like to commemorate in a special way. On birthdays, parents think back to the day they received their squalling bundle of joy and on, say, wedding anniversaries, we remember the day we married the person we loved. It's not that we feel the need to only show our love to that person that day. It's that we are marking the significance of the memory. Terrible explanation. I know. I tried.
pra1s3th3sun 9
Technically he was correct. It might not have been the answer you wanted, but it wasn't wrong. ....Suddenly I understand why I'm single.
moocowmilk0 19
was it actually Wednesday?
TheKingOfHearts 19
HUMP DAEEYYY
manuwish 9
and even if he forgot, did you plan anything cute to give him OP? or do you just have expectations?
lccc_ 18
thats funny for me its the other way around, he always mentions it first.
blackrose1996 11
That's a guy for you get used to it lol my mom and dad have been married for 19 years and he still forgets
lina121 2
Something is wrong. Need to spice up the relationship
davidisin 14
7 years? Where's the ring at?