Today, I slipped and fell in mud while running from the car to inside to avoid getting wet in a torrential downpour. I was running from the limo, in my wedding dress, to the church for my wedding. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was leaving church with a cake in my hands (mind you it was pouring, and I was in heels) I decided to walk on the road instead of the sidewalk so I could get to my car as quick as possible. Turns out, the road is slippery, and slipping means falling. With the cake. FML
Today, my dad decided to clean his muddy shoes right beside me by clapping them together, causing mud to fly all over me. This wouldn't have been a problem had I not been wearing my white wedding dress just before getting married. FML
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Today, I was leaving work after a storm. They're building some new offices outside, so I had to walk on an uneven path near the construction zone. I came to a big puddle and tried to jump across to what I thought was a piece of asphalt. It was mud. I slipped and fell backwards into the puddle. FML
Today, I ran for the first time in ages when I saw my bus coming. My loose shoe went flying into a shop doorway, and I tripped into the gutter. FML
Today, at my mom's wedding, I tripped as I was walking down the aisle. I was holding the train of her dress. It ripped. FML
Today, I woke up late and rushed to catch the bus. I sprinted heroically, slipped on wet pavement, and skidded directly into a puddle deep enough to baptize me. The driver waited just long enough to make eye contact before closing the doors and leaving. FML
Today, during harvest, I got out of my tractor and promptly fell down the stairs, peed my pants, and stepped ankle deep in a mud hole. I sat in wet pants for the next two hours. FML
Today, I was on the treadmill at the gym, when I felt my pants start slipping. I tried to pull them up, but lost my balance and fell face-first onto the floor. When I go to my wedding tomorrow, half the guests will probably think I've exchanged my fiancé for Chris Brown. FML
Today, I was at a friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. Everyone cheered, until I slipped on the flowers and fell flat on my back. FML
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TheJessica10022 6
Awwww, that sucks!!! but congratulations!!
GtheGringo 3
haha sorta like bridesmaids, except its mud not shit
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Comments (237)
xBabyBoo_fml 3
A spacial day for sumthinq horriable to happen, I wonder if you still married him with mud on ? well congrats anyhow(:
GotALife 11
That's why it's bad luck to wear a white dress for your wedding.
geeksaresexy 18
“Married in White, you have chosen right Married in Grey, you will go far away, Married in Black, you will wish yourself back, Married in Red, you will wish yourself dead, Married in Green, ashamed to be seen, Married in Blue, you will always be true, Married in Pearl, you will live in a whirl, Married in Yellow, ashamed of your fellow, Married in Brown, you will live in the town, Married in Pink, your spirit will sink.” In ancient times, it was thought that the white wedding gown served to ward off evil spirits, symbolized a joyful celebration and purity. As far as I'm aware it's not bad luck to marry in white and never has been..
valdancer99 0
I'm so sorry. This really is an FML. ;(
dogcatmilk 1
naww :( oh well! just a dress i guess.. its all about the person your marrying!
scariel24 1
That is terrible, but on the bright side it's a good omen if it rains on your wedding day...
drizzy212 4
That was just unfortunate
sophiaelle97 0
its okay that just makes everything else that happened so much better
TheDrummingResul 0
Funny story for later. but see people? this is a real FML. not some whiny terrible parent complaining about a crying baby.
yzf250rider88 2
total lie what limo won't they and get you as close to the door of the church as possible and who runs is dumb enough to run in a wedding dress haha
hottiewitdamesse 8
r u serious?! any girl would do that! it's like..... NORMAL! duhh!
megerz1113 0
she should have just used a large umbrella :( but atill it sucks… id have done the same thing if i had no umbrella