Today, I slipped and fell in mud while running from the car to inside to avoid getting wet in a torrential downpour. I was running from the limo, in my wedding dress, to the church for my wedding. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was leaving church with a cake in my hands (mind you it was pouring, and I was in heels) I decided to walk on the road instead of the sidewalk so I could get to my car as quick as possible. Turns out, the road is slippery, and slipping means falling. With the cake. FML
Today, my dad decided to clean his muddy shoes right beside me by clapping them together, causing mud to fly all over me. This wouldn't have been a problem had I not been wearing my white wedding dress just before getting married. FML
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Today, I was leaving work after a storm. They're building some new offices outside, so I had to walk on an uneven path near the construction zone. I came to a big puddle and tried to jump across to what I thought was a piece of asphalt. It was mud. I slipped and fell backwards into the puddle. FML
Today, I ran for the first time in ages when I saw my bus coming. My loose shoe went flying into a shop doorway, and I tripped into the gutter. FML
Today, at my mom's wedding, I tripped as I was walking down the aisle. I was holding the train of her dress. It ripped. FML
Today, I woke up late and rushed to catch the bus. I sprinted heroically, slipped on wet pavement, and skidded directly into a puddle deep enough to baptize me. The driver waited just long enough to make eye contact before closing the doors and leaving. FML
Today, during harvest, I got out of my tractor and promptly fell down the stairs, peed my pants, and stepped ankle deep in a mud hole. I sat in wet pants for the next two hours. FML
Today, I was on the treadmill at the gym, when I felt my pants start slipping. I tried to pull them up, but lost my balance and fell face-first onto the floor. When I go to my wedding tomorrow, half the guests will probably think I've exchanged my fiancé for Chris Brown. FML
Today, I was at a friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. Everyone cheered, until I slipped on the flowers and fell flat on my back. FML
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TheJessica10022 6
Awwww, that sucks!!! but congratulations!!
GtheGringo 3
haha sorta like bridesmaids, except its mud not shit
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Comments (237)
hottiewitdamesse 8
I'm SO sorry for you! have you tried stain remover? I hope your wedding went well anyway though! congratulations and I hope you have an incredible life with him!
elizabeth9m 4
that totally suckss -__- your wedding dress all ruined ): be more careful next timee ?
nickmeier1 4
well I'm sorry! congrats and i wish the best for you and you're husband!
djnj13 0
I'm sorry! Bless your heart! :(
pandanda 3
What I don't get is why you didn't change at the church? isn't that what most people do...change at the venue so nothing like this happens?
Cupcake_Grenade 4
oh that sucks im so sorry!! @#151, NO that is not what people usually do, churches arent back stage dressing rooms. you get ready at your house n take the limo there, chances are they had it planned so she arrived in time to walk down the isle as alot of people do so she isnt standing around all day in a hot ass dress in a crappy church. plus who gets NAKED in a CHURCH, pretty disrespectful if you ask me
iceijs 0
They say if it rains on your wedding day you'll have many kids. Sorry about your fall but congrats on the marriage :)
cimh 9
It Italian is a saying "sposa bagnata, sposa fortunata" which means pretty much that when the bride get's wet, she is a lucky one!
SimoneDymond 3
ITS A SIGN!!!!!
MwahFMLS 6
make the best out of it, laugh! :) congratulations. you'll look back and laugh one day.
mmkay33 2
rain on your wedding day brings good luck :)