Today, I slipped and fell in mud while running from the car to inside to avoid getting wet in a torrential downpour. I was running from the limo, in my wedding dress, to the church for my wedding. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was leaving church with a cake in my hands (mind you it was pouring, and I was in heels) I decided to walk on the road instead of the sidewalk so I could get to my car as quick as possible. Turns out, the road is slippery, and slipping means falling. With the cake. FML
Today, my dad decided to clean his muddy shoes right beside me by clapping them together, causing mud to fly all over me. This wouldn't have been a problem had I not been wearing my white wedding dress just before getting married. FML
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Today, I was leaving work after a storm. They're building some new offices outside, so I had to walk on an uneven path near the construction zone. I came to a big puddle and tried to jump across to what I thought was a piece of asphalt. It was mud. I slipped and fell backwards into the puddle. FML
Today, I ran for the first time in ages when I saw my bus coming. My loose shoe went flying into a shop doorway, and I tripped into the gutter. FML
Today, at my mom's wedding, I tripped as I was walking down the aisle. I was holding the train of her dress. It ripped. FML
Today, I woke up late and rushed to catch the bus. I sprinted heroically, slipped on wet pavement, and skidded directly into a puddle deep enough to baptize me. The driver waited just long enough to make eye contact before closing the doors and leaving. FML
Today, during harvest, I got out of my tractor and promptly fell down the stairs, peed my pants, and stepped ankle deep in a mud hole. I sat in wet pants for the next two hours. FML
Today, I was on the treadmill at the gym, when I felt my pants start slipping. I tried to pull them up, but lost my balance and fell face-first onto the floor. When I go to my wedding tomorrow, half the guests will probably think I've exchanged my fiancé for Chris Brown. FML
Today, I was at a friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. Everyone cheered, until I slipped on the flowers and fell flat on my back. FML
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TheJessica10022 6
Awwww, that sucks!!! but congratulations!!
GtheGringo 3
haha sorta like bridesmaids, except its mud not shit
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Comments (237)
901bartenderchic 0
Wow that really sucks, she should have just gotten dressed at the venue. Congrats and hopefully you'll be able to look back on this one day and laugh.
ccheart55 5
that's so horrible!! I'm sorry!!
irtlw 1
it doesn't matter if you walk or run, you're still going to get soaked. you'll probably get more wet if you run even if you don't fall down because your feet kick up water. your maid of honor has failed since she didn't run out to get you an umbrella.
evebright 5
oh, now that's just bad! however if something goes wrong at the wedding, the rest of the marriage can survive!
bkaiser124 0
man im sorry that sucks
shelbyyyy11 0
at least there will be a funny story to go along with the wedding pictures!
DRock525 0
Rain on your wedding day, good luck Right?
cereal1 5
maybe you should have had an umbrella and not run while in the mud
T552 12
Haha I lol'd XD Bad luck OP. Hopefully the rest of the day went smoothly for you though :)
lksdliz 9
In America we have these things called umbrellas...
fthku 13
Funny, no matter what you exactly meant, you still come out an ass.