Today, I slipped and fell in mud while running from the car to inside to avoid getting wet in a torrential downpour. I was running from the limo, in my wedding dress, to the church for my wedding. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was leaving church with a cake in my hands (mind you it was pouring, and I was in heels) I decided to walk on the road instead of the sidewalk so I could get to my car as quick as possible. Turns out, the road is slippery, and slipping means falling. With the cake. FML
Today, my dad decided to clean his muddy shoes right beside me by clapping them together, causing mud to fly all over me. This wouldn't have been a problem had I not been wearing my white wedding dress just before getting married. FML
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Today, I was leaving work after a storm. They're building some new offices outside, so I had to walk on an uneven path near the construction zone. I came to a big puddle and tried to jump across to what I thought was a piece of asphalt. It was mud. I slipped and fell backwards into the puddle. FML
Today, I ran for the first time in ages when I saw my bus coming. My loose shoe went flying into a shop doorway, and I tripped into the gutter. FML
Today, at my mom's wedding, I tripped as I was walking down the aisle. I was holding the train of her dress. It ripped. FML
Today, I woke up late and rushed to catch the bus. I sprinted heroically, slipped on wet pavement, and skidded directly into a puddle deep enough to baptize me. The driver waited just long enough to make eye contact before closing the doors and leaving. FML
Today, during harvest, I got out of my tractor and promptly fell down the stairs, peed my pants, and stepped ankle deep in a mud hole. I sat in wet pants for the next two hours. FML
Today, I was on the treadmill at the gym, when I felt my pants start slipping. I tried to pull them up, but lost my balance and fell face-first onto the floor. When I go to my wedding tomorrow, half the guests will probably think I've exchanged my fiancé for Chris Brown. FML
Today, I was at a friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. Everyone cheered, until I slipped on the flowers and fell flat on my back. FML
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Top comments
TheJessica10022 6
Awwww, that sucks!!! but congratulations!!
GtheGringo 3
haha sorta like bridesmaids, except its mud not shit
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Comments (237)
Xathanos 16
Not excatly the special day as planned but, very memorable. Best of luck with your relationship =)
WeeabooSandra 0
Just like running on a pool deck.
geeksaresexy 18
Surely you'd have someone with an umbrella with you.. Or the limo driver would have one? Poor planning OP, still sucks for you though!
emsta16 0
awww :( wat did u do?
Mekeritrig 15
Umbrellas, they're useful.
Synapse_fml 0
im picturing an awesome demotvational poster with a pic of op and your saying ;)
grapisy 8
Because umbrellas make you more stable while slipping.
madHatter11 0
125.. if she had an umbrella, she wouldn't have slipped and ruined and got her dress all muddy..
DeniBearxx 0
ohhh poor u ): but atleast something to laugh about in the future (:
tayruru 0
Before I read the wedding dress part I was like "so what?!" then I read it and was like "OOOOOOOOSHIET"
xXshadowrollerXx 6
And then I read your comment and I was like, "Stfu!" :)
hottiewitdamesse 8
I like ur hair (in your display picture) XP
OneBigMessUp 5
Aww :( I hope you're wedding still went well :D
jdbest21 0
im pretty sure that it didn't go well after what happened.
OneBigMessUp 5
It might have done. You have to hope for the best and deal with situations like that as best you can without being really negative like you.
kittea86 0
esactly number nine. "oh it's pouring out.. and oh muddy too. let's run in dress shoes and a white dress.. see whhat happens"
spoilt_ 15
esactly ....?
VeganVampyre 27
I've noticed that a scary number of people here don't "esactly" seem to know how to spell basic English words properly.
cimh 9
maybe because not everybody is Native English speaker? or are you perfect in any other foreign language of yours?
VeganVampyre 27
I'm fully aware that not everyone speaks English as their first language. So let me rephrase: There's a scary amount of native English speakers who don't seem able to spell basic English words correctly. Even making allowances for people doing their best with a foreign language, there are way too many people that just can't spell.
pctech3 0
That was obviously a simple typo. The s and the x keys are next to each other, and the poster does not have/use spell check.
cimh 9
ok with rephrasing I might agree on it..but I guess the #118 is right!
NOLA_Darling504 0
Who gets married on a weekday? OP, YDI for not using an umbrella.
cass85 8
People looking to save money (venues etc can be up to two thirds cheaper on a weekday) and people who only want small weddings (therefore not being so important if not all the invited can make it)
geeksaresexy 18
People who always work weekends and want to invite co-workers? People who don't want to get stuck in traffic on the way there?
pink_raindrops 26
They could both be taking their summer vacations from work. If so, why not get married at the beginning of the week? They'd have the rest of the time for a honey moon. Either way, it's not a bad idea to start the week off by getting married.
ItsAllBeenDone 0
maybe they got married on a weekend and by the time they posted it and it went through the mods it was a weekday.