Today, I slipped and fell in mud while running from the car to inside to avoid getting wet in a torrential downpour. I was running from the limo, in my wedding dress, to the church for my wedding. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was leaving church with a cake in my hands (mind you it was pouring, and I was in heels) I decided to walk on the road instead of the sidewalk so I could get to my car as quick as possible. Turns out, the road is slippery, and slipping means falling. With the cake. FML
Today, my dad decided to clean his muddy shoes right beside me by clapping them together, causing mud to fly all over me. This wouldn't have been a problem had I not been wearing my white wedding dress just before getting married. FML
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Today, I was leaving work after a storm. They're building some new offices outside, so I had to walk on an uneven path near the construction zone. I came to a big puddle and tried to jump across to what I thought was a piece of asphalt. It was mud. I slipped and fell backwards into the puddle. FML
Today, I ran for the first time in ages when I saw my bus coming. My loose shoe went flying into a shop doorway, and I tripped into the gutter. FML
Today, at my mom's wedding, I tripped as I was walking down the aisle. I was holding the train of her dress. It ripped. FML
Today, I woke up late and rushed to catch the bus. I sprinted heroically, slipped on wet pavement, and skidded directly into a puddle deep enough to baptize me. The driver waited just long enough to make eye contact before closing the doors and leaving. FML
Today, during harvest, I got out of my tractor and promptly fell down the stairs, peed my pants, and stepped ankle deep in a mud hole. I sat in wet pants for the next two hours. FML
Today, I was on the treadmill at the gym, when I felt my pants start slipping. I tried to pull them up, but lost my balance and fell face-first onto the floor. When I go to my wedding tomorrow, half the guests will probably think I've exchanged my fiancé for Chris Brown. FML
Today, I was at a friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. Everyone cheered, until I slipped on the flowers and fell flat on my back. FML
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TheJessica10022 6
Awwww, that sucks!!! but congratulations!!
GtheGringo 3
haha sorta like bridesmaids, except its mud not shit
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Comments (237)
bretty_boieeeeyy 0
theres a neat little invention...dont know if youve heard about it but its main job is to keep the rain off of whatever is under them...I believe it's called an umbrella maybe you should Invest in one soon.
ryno101 3
let's see, choice of a slightly wet, white wedding dress or a wet, now mud covered and shit coloured wedding dress...yeh, good logic there...
tobabo101 0
slightly wet ? if you reread the post it says TORRENTIAL DOWNPOUR . if you don't know what that means, get a dictionary :)
VeganVampyre 27
I'm pretty sure the issue was about her hair and makeup being ruined in the rain, more so than the dress...
VeganVampyre 27
Nobody wants to get married with "raccoon eyes" and a tangled mess of hair that was once a beautiful updo.
geeksaresexy 18
If the issue is hair and make-up, umbrella. Get enough people with massive golf umbrellas and you're all set! I know someone who wrapped herself in bin bags so she wouldn't get wet getting to the church.
ryno101 3
YDI for not watching the weather channel on this important day and not coming prepared with an umbrella.
metallicshadow 16
well most weddings are planned several months in advance, you can't predict weather that much ahead in time. OP should have made a rain date if that was an option (idk if it is)
a_nutritionist 10
...you dont need several months notice to bring an umbrella... "oh crap its raining like hell out there, but we didnt make the umbrella save the date!" no, you just pick up the umbrella and take it with you. thats how normal people do it.
ryno101 3
cuz waking up on that morning and watching the weather channel needs months of planning...idiot
Ace021 0
U should have said " its a new style"
wriptidez 0
a lot of weddings haave stuff go awry. its ok
ashesofempires04 7
park closer. get there early and get in your dress inside the church. people bend over backwards for a bride on her wedding day. also who doesn't take weather into account for a day that important?
lamaravilla1 0
that's a signs not to merry him but I bet $10000 that u did lol congrats
ElegantlyLovelyy 6
so you didn't have an umbrella because?
OfficeNinja 5
it will be a funny story to tell at your 25th anniversary party. of all the things that could go wrong - and some things I have seen gone wrong, slipping in the mud sucks but at least nobody ended up in the hospital.
Meixpr 12
This sounds like a very distressing situation, I'm sure I would've just given up and cried in my dirty dress. But you should've had at least some sort of cover, especially if it seemed cloudy enough. Hopefully, nothing else went wrong and you tried to enjoy the rest of your day a little. If not, then...whoops!
rinkagamine_fml 9
I don't get why the OP didn't ask (or demand) that the limo drop her off somewhere where there wasn't mud. Also, attempting to RUN in any type of ballgown is just asking for disaster..