Today, I found out my neighbor collects body-bags. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was leaving for work, I discovered my neighbor had just passed away. I found out when I came across his body lying in my front yard. FML
Today, I found out that for the past 6 months I have been sleeping next to a dead body. The cremated body of my landlord's father. It was hidden inside a wardrobe that I was not supposed to use. FML
Today, I discovered that my old roommate had left a full bag of cat litter on my porch and all over my yard. FML
Today, my neighbor's dog decided to knock over our trash cans, which were full of my bathroom trash. I had to pick up tampon and maxi pad wrappers from all over the neighborhood. FML
Today, I found out that my upstairs neighbor has a cat. I was blessed with this knowledge when she threw several piles of used kitty litter and cat poop over her balcony and onto my patio. FML
Today, I witnessed my neighbor draining his sewage-clogged plumbing into my backyard. FML
Today, my downstairs neighbor died. I knew because the smell wafted up to my apartment. FML
Today, my neighbor finally decided that when she walks her dog, she should pick up his poop. She also decided to leave the poop-filled bags in my driveway. I confronted her about this and she claimed it's never happened. I've watched her multiple times from my front window. FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML
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Top comments
Tyl0 5
Move?
greeneyebeauty9 28
I'm curious as to how you found that out..
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Comments (98)
Foreverheavyn 7
Only thing to do now is move.
chickenfeet223 11
I suggest that you should be friends with him
patrickalamo 48
Everyone needs a hobby
Liamj774 36
Oh good. Thought I was the only one.
vikky538 29
may be it was bean bags large enough to fit a person inside... your neighbor is creepy..
Llama_Face89 34
Did you write this FML from inside one of the body bags? No need to reply if you're buried alive or something.
sunnysideup25 7
Well... I suppose it's ok as long as no body else knows. ;)
Miss_Whipped 43
Makes sense. Stamps, rocks, figurines, body bags - you know, normal, everyday things that you'd invite someone over and have small talk about. 'See, there's a funny story about how I came across this one. Get this...'
asparagus12 21
I would stay on his good side!
jkjorn 18
Nothing to worry about, unless you see your name on one of them..