Today, I found out my neighbor collects body-bags. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was leaving for work, I discovered my neighbor had just passed away. I found out when I came across his body lying in my front yard. FML
Today, I found out that for the past 6 months I have been sleeping next to a dead body. The cremated body of my landlord's father. It was hidden inside a wardrobe that I was not supposed to use. FML
Today, I discovered that my old roommate had left a full bag of cat litter on my porch and all over my yard. FML
Today, my neighbor's dog decided to knock over our trash cans, which were full of my bathroom trash. I had to pick up tampon and maxi pad wrappers from all over the neighborhood. FML
Today, I found out that my upstairs neighbor has a cat. I was blessed with this knowledge when she threw several piles of used kitty litter and cat poop over her balcony and onto my patio. FML
Today, I witnessed my neighbor draining his sewage-clogged plumbing into my backyard. FML
Today, my downstairs neighbor died. I knew because the smell wafted up to my apartment. FML
Today, my neighbor finally decided that when she walks her dog, she should pick up his poop. She also decided to leave the poop-filled bags in my driveway. I confronted her about this and she claimed it's never happened. I've watched her multiple times from my front window. FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML
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Tyl0 5
Move?
greeneyebeauty9 28
I'm curious as to how you found that out..
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Comments (98)
mete_orito 34
Are you sure your neighbor's last name is NOT Lecter?
jerryj 27
No, she's not sure. But she had better go check the name on her neighbour's mailbox to confirm.
5destroyer35 20
Wait, so is this not normal? *looks around nervously*
Soundslikeothers 15
I say you have nothing to worry about until he starts asking questions like "which one do you like best" and "how tall are you" and "do you like dark tight places"
9echo 17
Lol, I see the neighbor holding up differently-colored body bags to OP and saying, "Hmm, which one would you look best in?"
lil_ham1644 29
Where does one even get body bags?
FranklySpeaking 11
@14, body bag store.com. That store seemed to have some very reasonable prices. Not only that but a good selection of opening methods.
CobraLazerFace 21
I hope they're not filled...
Rayth 19
It's time to gtfo.
Demonface54 20
Is that even legal?
askullnamedbilly 33
Why wouldn't it be? Aside from being body shaped and a creepy thing to have in your house, a body bag is essentially just a plastic bag.
rocker_chick23 27
If it wasn't, you wouldn't be able to buy them on Amazon.
rocker_chick105 31
Amazon scares me some. You can buy Uranium Ore on Amazon.
kikihp731 16
At least he doesn't collect bodies...
shudson186 17
Move...very far away.
asmb100 27
I tried that once, but they seemed useless because I couldn't put anyone in them. Everybody I tried to put in struggled way too much, and I had to let them go.
velvet_dragonz 6
Hahaha awesome!