Today, I found out my neighbor collects body-bags. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was leaving for work, I discovered my neighbor had just passed away. I found out when I came across his body lying in my front yard. FML
Today, I found out that for the past 6 months I have been sleeping next to a dead body. The cremated body of my landlord's father. It was hidden inside a wardrobe that I was not supposed to use. FML
Today, I discovered that my old roommate had left a full bag of cat litter on my porch and all over my yard. FML
Today, my neighbor's dog decided to knock over our trash cans, which were full of my bathroom trash. I had to pick up tampon and maxi pad wrappers from all over the neighborhood. FML
Today, I found out that my upstairs neighbor has a cat. I was blessed with this knowledge when she threw several piles of used kitty litter and cat poop over her balcony and onto my patio. FML
Today, I witnessed my neighbor draining his sewage-clogged plumbing into my backyard. FML
Today, my downstairs neighbor died. I knew because the smell wafted up to my apartment. FML
Today, my neighbor finally decided that when she walks her dog, she should pick up his poop. She also decided to leave the poop-filled bags in my driveway. I confronted her about this and she claimed it's never happened. I've watched her multiple times from my front window. FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML
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Tyl0 5
Move?
greeneyebeauty9 28
I'm curious as to how you found that out..
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Tyl0 5
Move?
caohm 18
I don't know where one would even be around them so often to collect them besides morges and what appeal could they possibly have.
saad2605 16
#28 people find some scary shit to be appealing. And the worst part is this probably isn't even near the top.
9echo 17
#1 -- There isn't much room to move around in a body bag.
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Then again, how different is collecting body bags from collecting fake human skulls? Not that I defend it or anything, it's just something to consider.
titandesu 14
i kind of want to know how he got his hands on them without being a coroner but at the same time i'd really rather not
incoherentrmblr 22
Did you happen to see any child size coffins from Office Depot in their house?...
abzray123 7
Time to look at real estate ...
GreatGeak 8
O.O are they used body bags? or does he just go buy and collect new ones?
9echo 17
If OP is too nosy, there might be an addition to the number of used body bag in the neighbor's collection...
Ashamed_Sister 60
I hope he collects empty bags.
ksks1234 33
They would have to be new. I cannot see anyone selling a used body bag since it is considered a biohazard.
jerryj 27
The question is: are they full or empty bags?
mannatee 19
What do you think?
greeneyebeauty9 28
I'm curious as to how you found that out..
warsun 27
OP is in one
CandyPewPewPew 29
And he decides to write a FML post instead of calling the police.
greeneyebeauty9 28
This FML calls for a follow up!
F_Your_Life_001 0
So? And how do you even know?
AlittleSanity 11
But the real question is, does he collect bodies?
brand125 17
live bodies and stores them in bags with airholes
scarman_fml 14
better than collecting bodies
ktiskool 18
Does your neighbor happen to be Dexter Morgan?
Bafrinn 14
Thinking The Same Thing!
BootheGhost 6
It Is Very Irritating When You Type Like This. Why do people even do that anyways?
thatguynow 13
You might be living next to dexter