Today, I was giving my boyfriend head on the living room couch. Apparently his two cats didn't approve, and they started attacking my face. Luckily for him, since my boyfriend was holding my head down, his privates didn't get a scratch. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when we heard a screech. My two cats were having it harder than us. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
Today, I took a shower with my boyfriend. I tried to be adventurous and went to give him a blowjob, only to end up slipping and head-butting him in the balls. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. As we were getting into it, his cat came into the room, sat, and stared us down with what looked like disapproving eyes. After 5 minutes had gone by, we stopped completely. A cat just cockblocked me. FML
Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML
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1awliet 8
Damn pussy...
windycityassasin 6
Upon further consideration, you deserve it. You see, one way to play with cats is to take a small toy and hide it while making noise. It makes them curious and wonder where the toy went. My cat usually hunts it and attacks it viciously, and so when you hide your BF's dick in your mouth it wondered 'wondered where did it go?' and attacked you.
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Comments (105)
han7511 1
Me and my boyfriend were busted by his mom, she decided to tell the WHOLE world.
waterlily251 3
You must have been giving him head on the cats spot .... You wouldn't like if someone was giving someone else head on your bed!!!
mskimbelinapham 5
I hate cats!
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Cats hate you.
Dracoboxer357 36
^ I don't hate any animal on principle alone. It's hardly a cat's fault for being a cat. :P
highway_unicorn7 5
Just whenever you have sex eith him or give him head, put orange peels around you because cats hate orange peels :3
nora111197 8
What the ....
Abbeygale 8
Sounds classy.
ILoveZombieBoys 13
Asshole -.-
TcheQ 12
Seriously, having sex in front of animals? Wrong.
Soloman212 28
I think animals know more than any of us all about sex...
RedPillSucks 33
Cat scratch fever, dun dun duhhhhh Cat scratch fever, dun dun dun duhhh
nora111197 8
****** cats
Dracoboxer357 36
59- I wouldn't recommend it. ;P
lidget 5
Not to mention he was holding your head down in the first place... I hate it when a guy does that! Don't be so impatient, I'll get to the deepthroat on my own!
josmiley_fml 0
Hahahaha! Totally...