Today, I was giving my boyfriend head on the living room couch. Apparently his two cats didn't approve, and they started attacking my face. Luckily for him, since my boyfriend was holding my head down, his privates didn't get a scratch. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when we heard a screech. My two cats were having it harder than us. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
Today, I took a shower with my boyfriend. I tried to be adventurous and went to give him a blowjob, only to end up slipping and head-butting him in the balls. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. As we were getting into it, his cat came into the room, sat, and stared us down with what looked like disapproving eyes. After 5 minutes had gone by, we stopped completely. A cat just cockblocked me. FML
Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML
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Top comments
1awliet 8
Damn pussy...
windycityassasin 6
Upon further consideration, you deserve it. You see, one way to play with cats is to take a small toy and hide it while making noise. It makes them curious and wonder where the toy went. My cat usually hunts it and attacks it viciously, and so when you hide your BF's dick in your mouth it wondered 'wondered where did it go?' and attacked you.
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Comments (105)
SoultheWolf 19
You should have bit his **** for being a douche bag and forcing you to stay down as you were getting attacked. He shows you no respect!
Xcrunner_24 0
Thats when you bite
izzy7 11
I would have bit his ****. That's no way to treat a woman!
jelly713 19
Dogs are safer than cats. My boyfriend's 2 wiener dogs decided to follow cue & try to mimic their owner by kissing me on either side of him when he would pushed them away. Word of advice, when you're doing anything serious around animals, kick them out of the room no matter how much they beg because they will misbehave & watch. They want the attention on them & will do anything to **** block. Sucks that happened to you, OP.
missababgaga 19
What a loving boyfriend you have there, holding your face down to protect his junk... No offense, but your boyfriend's a dick for that.
CheeseTron 15
That blows
kraz8 1
That's just cat for 'You're doing it wrong.'
bigblue07 0
This kid is gay!
jlperry31 10
Lmao
sandinthewaves 5
Your boy friend has two cats....