Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML
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Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
Today, some unprovoked drunk asshole tried punching a hole through the windshield of my car. While I was driving it. FML
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
Today, I was on my way to work and someone cut me off. I then switched lanes and sped past the person as I flipped them off. What I didn't notice was that the person that cut me off was my boss. He's been shooting me dirty looks from across the room all morning. FML
Today, while in a parking lot, I accidentally cut someone off out of pure nervousness, as I'm a new driver. I got out of my car to apologize, and they responded by beating me and my car to a pulp with a baseball bat. FML
Today, after I got in my car in the Walmart parking lot, a creepy man knocked on my window. Since I'm incredibly paranoid and scare easily, I put my car in gear and tore out of there, accidentally hitting another car. Apparently he was returning my phone that I dropped. FML
Today, while driving during rush hour, I was singing so loudly that some jackass in the car next to me felt he should get my attention by throwing a wadded-up McDonald's bag through my open window, hitting me in the face with it, and telling me to shut up. FML
Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML
Today, I was driving when a couple flipped the bird on me before cutting me off, so I flipped them off back. After they'd got away, another driver thought I'd actually been flipping him off and followed me into a parking lot. This guy was huge, and let’s just say he didn’t give me a chance to explain myself. FML
Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML
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the_easter_bunny 1
I hope you got his license plate number so you can press charges.
JustAnotherKid4U 5
karmas a bitchh;)
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Comments (126)
CoryX 9
as satisfying as it probably was to curse the idiot out was it really worth it? people are crazy, be lucky he didn't have a gun
HumanWiki 8
Report him. m
neonblue120 6
This hits too close to home. I was driving the speed limit right next to this girl and not letting the speeders pass two assholes in a white truck followed me to get gas but hit a u turn when I didn't stop.
drunkinstl 0
You should of got beat for driving slow in the fast lane.
theonlysweetpea 10
Someone cut me off once. I ran him down. Maybe you should take a page out of my book...?
stevenmx86 8
Ydi op keep your stupid mouth shut
Bebbo_fml 21
You know he's following you, yet you go to work? You should have drove to a police station, that would have scared his ass off or at least get him arrested.
jmorin 0
sue him for road rage and take all his money. its easy.
FarSide 23
STFU shit-for-brains. You have never been sued and don't know anything about it.
longer09 0
This is what happens when you don't practice proactive driving.
janfebmar 1
I have a feeling you deserved it. Racist remarks, perhaps?
miami_bb6 0
Road rage...it's a bitch next time pull into a police department :) last time some shit like that happened I lost the guy after throwing a snapple bottle at him :) key is act crazier then the dumb ass chasing you.