Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML
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Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML
Today, I was driving when a couple flipped the bird on me before cutting me off, so I flipped them off back. After they'd got away, another driver thought I'd actually been flipping him off and followed me into a parking lot. This guy was huge, and let’s just say he didn’t give me a chance to explain myself. FML
Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML
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the_easter_bunny 1
I hope you got his license plate number so you can press charges.
JustAnotherKid4U 5
karmas a bitchh;)
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Comments (126)
SorrowFull 8
Did you learn anything from the incident? Next time chill, and don't start altercations you cannot control.
drdna 0
If you can't man up then shut the **** up
poohbear611 0
You pussy
doogy15 11
That's why you carry a bat and then have a blood bath with him =]
Nuahavizu 17
You know... all the people calling you a coward and so forth... Probably wouldn't have done much different. Morale of the story: Humans are dicks. Be a dick, and they will be Bigger dicks back.
captainbj2 0
So true
justanotherhuman 21
Dear OP, First, it's a crazy-ass world and we all need to remember that when venturing out into it. Second, shame on you for not getting his license and/or taking pictures of him doing this (while potentially running for your life). Mostly, because this sh!t is illegal and you could have had his ass paying for *your* ass via the modern wonders of criminal and civil litigation. Mostly.
ugarfml 2
Next time, drive to a police station, or at the least call them rather than stop at your work. He also knows where you work now...
wriptidez 0
never get out of car.... dial 911 next time learn that itsnot worth getting that angry
air_force22 0
That's when you drive to the police station instead of work, he ain't gonna do shit to your car in the parking lot of a police station!
chuko1014 0
yeah we do that sumtimes sry?????