Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
Today, some unprovoked drunk asshole tried punching a hole through the windshield of my car. While I was driving it. FML
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
Today, I was on my way to work and someone cut me off. I then switched lanes and sped past the person as I flipped them off. What I didn't notice was that the person that cut me off was my boss. He's been shooting me dirty looks from across the room all morning. FML
Today, while in a parking lot, I accidentally cut someone off out of pure nervousness, as I'm a new driver. I got out of my car to apologize, and they responded by beating me and my car to a pulp with a baseball bat. FML
Today, after I got in my car in the Walmart parking lot, a creepy man knocked on my window. Since I'm incredibly paranoid and scare easily, I put my car in gear and tore out of there, accidentally hitting another car. Apparently he was returning my phone that I dropped. FML
Today, while driving during rush hour, I was singing so loudly that some jackass in the car next to me felt he should get my attention by throwing a wadded-up McDonald's bag through my open window, hitting me in the face with it, and telling me to shut up. FML
Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML
Today, I was driving when a couple flipped the bird on me before cutting me off, so I flipped them off back. After they'd got away, another driver thought I'd actually been flipping him off and followed me into a parking lot. This guy was huge, and let’s just say he didn’t give me a chance to explain myself. FML
Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML
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the_easter_bunny 1
I hope you got his license plate number so you can press charges.
JustAnotherKid4U 5
karmas a bitchh;)
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Comments (126)
TheLetterZero 7
I guess you really DRIVE people BATTY, OP!
lksdliz 9
Why was I NOT surprised when I saw you were from New York? (Chillin in Cali, thank yew!)
suckM1KEHAWK 0
You need to email KickAss he could help.
thir13enthour 0
Um beat his ass instead of running away... Don't be a pu$$y
Tahmer 0
I accidentally cut someone off once and they followed me home just to tell "asshole!" And drive off. I didn't even give them the luxury of eye contact. I bet it made them more angry that I didn't respond.
Daralea 21
Don't care what you said to him, no one deserves that to happen to them.
runnerguy1987 8
71 - Only a pussy with an anger problem would take it out on the persons car instead of the person who cussed at them. Being cussed out for being a shitty driver is part of driving. Get some thicker skin, become a better driver, or stay the **** off the road.
btbamfan75 0
Ask him if he will fight you and break your windshield without the bat. If he cant, add the word 'coward' to the list of things you yelled.
oneleggedbeauty 0
:p that's why you don't do that. You never know what kind of freak is behind the wheel
Jasonf6 0
Please tell me you got his plates.