Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML
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Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
Today, some unprovoked drunk asshole tried punching a hole through the windshield of my car. While I was driving it. FML
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
Today, I was on my way to work and someone cut me off. I then switched lanes and sped past the person as I flipped them off. What I didn't notice was that the person that cut me off was my boss. He's been shooting me dirty looks from across the room all morning. FML
Today, while in a parking lot, I accidentally cut someone off out of pure nervousness, as I'm a new driver. I got out of my car to apologize, and they responded by beating me and my car to a pulp with a baseball bat. FML
Today, after I got in my car in the Walmart parking lot, a creepy man knocked on my window. Since I'm incredibly paranoid and scare easily, I put my car in gear and tore out of there, accidentally hitting another car. Apparently he was returning my phone that I dropped. FML
Today, while driving during rush hour, I was singing so loudly that some jackass in the car next to me felt he should get my attention by throwing a wadded-up McDonald's bag through my open window, hitting me in the face with it, and telling me to shut up. FML
Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML
Today, I was driving when a couple flipped the bird on me before cutting me off, so I flipped them off back. After they'd got away, another driver thought I'd actually been flipping him off and followed me into a parking lot. This guy was huge, and let’s just say he didn’t give me a chance to explain myself. FML
Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML
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the_easter_bunny 1
I hope you got his license plate number so you can press charges.
JustAnotherKid4U 5
karmas a bitchh;)
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Comments (126)
short_circut 1
How the heck did he follow you if he cut you off? Usually when people cut you off they do so in front of you, unless you were a crazy bitch and tried to scare him with acceleration and what not.
burgerburger 0
good point..
Blueglasscup 18
Am I the only one who expected the guy OP yelled at to be his boss?
mrjude 3
Nope! I was pleasantly surprised that it was not their new boss... We've seen so many of those in the last few months.
mrjude 3
Definitely should've run him over. He was using a deadly weapon and trying to assault you.
crazychick1269 7
#11 lol just totally laughed out loud!!!
Brool_Story_Co 17
Why didn't you reply to number 11, instead of commenting on the FML
pyrogirl6622 0
Wow people have no life if they got time to follow someone
ColorguardChik 1
That doesn't really make sense unless you got in front of him after that. If you got his license plate # you could always report him too
xrainbowshadowx 17
You both need to go to Anger Management. He just cut you off, why cuss him off? Did you almost get into an accident? No. And he doesn't have the right to go psycho and run around bashing your car or you. Press charges on him. So YDI and FYL.
kai_ngo 0
Cutting people of almost always ends in a rear-ender if the cut driver doesn't slam on the breaks or slow down. Spewing obscenities at someone pissed off and driving recklessly is road-rage. As is physical assault. They're both in the wrong, and as such would constitute; YDI.
zaveeshaveesh3 7
Thank you for your advice
that_is_Nathy 9
A little stressed, isn't he? FYL - even though cussing is annoying he clearly overreacted.
physicist48 0
Did you get a car description or license plate number?
TheJawsman 18
I only honk my horn if the other guy did something that could have caused an accident; otherwise, I keep the windows rolled up and curse to myself. Still, no excuse for the road rage. FYL.