Today, on my way home on my motorbike from a great party in the early hours of the morning, I was feeling pretty good about myself. Riding over a hill, I yawned in anticipation of climbing into bed. A huge winged bastard insect thing then flew straight into my throat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my worst fears were realized as an insect pinged off the back of my mouth while I was singing along to the radio on my motorcycle. FML
Today, I was riding my motorcycle when a guy cut me off at a light. I honked and swore at him when a bug flew into my mouth. FML
Today, after a long day at work, I was ready to wind down for the night. I sat on my bed and turned towards a fluttering on my left. I saw the biggest daddy-longlegs inches from my face, jumped in the other direction, forgetting there was a wall, and hit my head on it. I'm now officially wide awake. FML
Today, I was riding my motorcycle on the highway and wearing all of my gear - boots, gloves, jacket, and full-face helmet. Somehow a bee found the only spot not covered on my body and stung my neck. I'm allergic to bees. FML
Today, I got up feeling refreshed and positive for the first time in ages, so I happily threw my window open to greet the beautiful morning. A bee flew into my eye. FML
Today, I woke up to a huge, disgusting bug next to my bed. As I tried to squish it, it suddenly flew off at high speed. Now I'm lying in bed, awake and terrified because I can hear it buzzing around but can't see it anywhere. FML
Today, I was on a bike ride when a bug flew into my eye. Not wanting to stop, I figured I would just keep that eye closed until I could cry it out. Five seconds later, a bug flew into my other eye. FML
Today, as I was walking through the park I had to yawn. In mid-yawn, with my mouth wide open, I walked right through a spider web getting both the spider and the prey it was eating stuck in my mouth. FML
Today, while I was relaxing outside drinking a beer after a long day, a moth decided to fly right into my ear canal. I instinctively threw my hand up to swat it out. With the same hand holding the beer. I soaked the side of my face and down my ear. At least I got the bug out. FML
Today, while riding a roller coaster, I got hit in the chest by a wasp going 80 miles per hour. As if that didn't hurt enough, it somehow managed to survive and fall down my shirt. It crawled around and stung me a few times before the ride ended. FML
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Mr_Satan 11
Today, I was minding my own damn business, having a good time flying around, when this bastard motorized two-legged thing sped through and swallowed me whole. I'm being digested as I type this... FML.
dancinggirl900 17
Insect got your tongue?
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Comments (114)
miiajayne 6
Sorry, can't help but YDI this. 1) that's why helmets have visors on them and 2) if you're that tired you probably shouldn't be riding a motorbike anyway.
horneyhic 15
You no some ppl like the feeling of wind in the face I only wear a 3/4 Helmit and if you've ever yawned while driving you can't judge this guy for yawning whole riding
miiajayne 6
I'm a motorbike rider myself, and frankly put my own safety above the feeling of wind in my face. 3/4 helmets aren't as safe as full, but even with a full face helmet you can lift the visor and open the vents and get the wind feeling with the bug eating.
RedPillSucks 33
Deep throat, bug style
Enslaved 38
Maybe it was a "Spanish Fly"!(:
buckdharma 38
A vegan on his Vespa? That's what you get for ruining your nephew's cook-out. I bet it tasted like chicken.
TogeBara 12
YDI. If you ride a motorcycle you should know better than to ride without a full face helm. If you used a full face helm with a visor and you had the visor up, your mouth would still be covered. No excuse or reason. YDI
horneyhic 15
The law doesn't require a full faced Helmit hell in some parts o the states it doesn't require one at all
TogeBara 12
doesn't mean that you should be driving without one. enjoy your one eye after you crash and a rock gets kicked up into it. just sayin my point still stands though either way
horneyhic 15
I wear glasses and have a sunshield my eyes are just as well protected but the rest of my face gets a nice breeze
worldclassrager 41
I can't believe you don't wear a helmet...the upside the name is nearly crashed...an investment of a helmet might be a good idea for future reference...
horneyhic 15
There are helmets that don't cover your face
summerS2 3
#yolo, just kidding. that poor bug...
Wolfy9 4
Wear a helmet
aliciavanham 13
Happens to everyone!
perdix 31
I'd like to see a giant ultimate fighting cage match to the death featuring people who are "feeling pretty good about myself" vs. those who are "trying to look cool." I'm not sure who would win, but if almost all of them died, the world would be a better place.
MartiOan 8
How do you recognize a happy biker? From the insects between his teeth.