Today, I went to go see a specialist for my prostate and was told he would have to do an exam before I could leave. Having had this checked just the previous year, I was more than a little irritated. As I was bent over the table the Dr. said, "Now, just pretend I'm Angelina Jolie." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to get a prostate exam. Right before the doctor started, he told me that if I found it awkward at all, I should just imagine I was being probed by aliens. FML
Today, I went to see a doctor because of some blood in my stool. Not only is the matter embarrassing enough as is, it turned out the doctor was a young, crisply dressed, extremely handsome man. I then had his finger in my ass for a check-up, all the while him being very nice about it. I'm still mortified. FML
Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML
Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML
Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doctor inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML
Today, as a going away present after five years of military service and one combat tour, the hospital scheduled me for a prostate exam. FML
Today, I noticed my doctor has freakishly huge hands. This normally wouldn't have bothered me were I not there for a prostate exam. FML
Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML
Today, my fiancé had to perform his first prostate exam. He told me he was quite nervous about it, so I reminded him that he did fine on his first pelvic exam last month. His response: "Yeah, but I've had my hands up plenty of vaginas already." FML
Today, I was very tense as I sat in the chair for my gyno appointment, so the doctor repeatedly told me to relax, in order for her to do the routine exam. I then overcompensated and relaxed so much, I accidentally farted in her face. FML
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ohSNAPyall 27
And just pretend this is Angelina Jolie's...?
ImaginaryFoe 1
...finger instead of the doc's, I guess. I've heard that men have very sensitive nerve centers (like a ********) in that area. Gay or straight, it's supposed to feel quite good to have it stimulated right - which I hope the doc wasn't trying to do. I wouldn't be pleased if, while getting a breast exam or gyno check-up, the doc told me to imagine he's Gerard Butler or someone. Highly inappropriate of him and most awkward if you actually did!
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Comments (147)
NoteMyGrin 0
Haha. I like your doctor. (:
rockmasterflex69 0
Seriously? Why is this on FML? Your doctor is trying to make you not have a horrible unwanted psuedo-homosexual experience. Many men are traumatized because male contact such as that is so taboo, pretending hes angelina jolie is exactly what you need to do bro.
RufusCade 7
Oh no! Not Angelina Jolie! But I'd take a prostate exam any day, by anyone. It's just awesome!
Grimacy 0
LOL. Now that's a doctor with a sense of humor. Still though, that's messed up.
OhGodNotAnother1 0
LOL did you fart on his finger for that one?
globulerouge_fml 0
what would he have to say such a stupid thing ? first of all, it is a medical exam , not a sexual activity , so no need to tell you (even joking) that you need to be sexually aroused for it , and then , what he said was rude because he actually doesn't know your private life : he's sure that "angelina jolie" is going to arouse you although in fact, you could prefer brad pitt !
caester9 0
that's what she said
taurusxdee 10
Because she obviously has a penis?! What a ****.
coolkitty154 11
Wait, that made no sense whatsoever. Both people are male...
ZzkekekezZ 0
That's messed up press chargers for sexual harassment !
blackwidowtaco 31
least the doctor tried to add a bit of humor in it, instead of making it more unbearable than it already was for the both of you.