Today, I went to go see a specialist for my prostate and was told he would have to do an exam before I could leave. Having had this checked just the previous year, I was more than a little irritated. As I was bent over the table the Dr. said, "Now, just pretend I'm Angelina Jolie." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to get a prostate exam. Right before the doctor started, he told me that if I found it awkward at all, I should just imagine I was being probed by aliens. FML
Today, I went to see a doctor because of some blood in my stool. Not only is the matter embarrassing enough as is, it turned out the doctor was a young, crisply dressed, extremely handsome man. I then had his finger in my ass for a check-up, all the while him being very nice about it. I'm still mortified. FML
Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML
Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML
Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doctor inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML
Today, as a going away present after five years of military service and one combat tour, the hospital scheduled me for a prostate exam. FML
Today, I noticed my doctor has freakishly huge hands. This normally wouldn't have bothered me were I not there for a prostate exam. FML
Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML
Today, my fiancé had to perform his first prostate exam. He told me he was quite nervous about it, so I reminded him that he did fine on his first pelvic exam last month. His response: "Yeah, but I've had my hands up plenty of vaginas already." FML
Today, I was very tense as I sat in the chair for my gyno appointment, so the doctor repeatedly told me to relax, in order for her to do the routine exam. I then overcompensated and relaxed so much, I accidentally farted in her face. FML
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ohSNAPyall 27
And just pretend this is Angelina Jolie's...?
ImaginaryFoe 1
...finger instead of the doc's, I guess. I've heard that men have very sensitive nerve centers (like a ********) in that area. Gay or straight, it's supposed to feel quite good to have it stimulated right - which I hope the doc wasn't trying to do. I wouldn't be pleased if, while getting a breast exam or gyno check-up, the doc told me to imagine he's Gerard Butler or someone. Highly inappropriate of him and most awkward if you actually did!
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Comments (147)
Hellooomindyy 0
Ouch, look at the bright side OP, you dont have to do it for another year:)
Freeze_fml 17
How can you say it can't be worse than anal? It would make sense if the OP practiced anal sex, but nothing here implies that. Your only other defense would be if you had anal and are speaking from experience, which I highly doubt. I'm sure the whole lubrication process in anal is less painful than a doctor shoving his fingers right into a person not wanting it.
cowgod 0
snicker is a troll
boots9491 0
lol at snickers your like 16. No guy would wanna come near you with your ugly attitude much less stick their dick up your butt. Don't say you have done anal just to try and act like you know how it feels.
jayjaysmokerson 0
we are completely missing the whole point here! the point being that the fml was extreemly funny and that's all that matters!
iangoodall311278 0
don't be annoyed, if it saves you from prostrate cancer then it could be popeyes arm for all I cared !!!
kh2soldier 1
awe snickers were sure u haven't tried anal yet
my_Haunted_eyes 0
Why would you be irritated at having to have a prostate exam again? Shouldn't you check yearly? Shouldn't you want to be aware of cancer if you do have it?
Zebidee 9
For any women who don't get why this would be weird, imagine going in for a pap smear and at the critical moment the doctor says "now just imagine I'm Brad Pitt". That said, I'm sure doctors don't like giving prostate exams any more than patients like receiving them, so if you can't make a lame joke to lighten the moment before you go rummaging around in some guys ass, when can you?
eaglesfan365 0
I love when snickers comments