Today, I went to go see a specialist for my prostate and was told he would have to do an exam before I could leave. Having had this checked just the previous year, I was more than a little irritated. As I was bent over the table the Dr. said, "Now, just pretend I'm Angelina Jolie." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to get a prostate exam. Right before the doctor started, he told me that if I found it awkward at all, I should just imagine I was being probed by aliens. FML
Today, I went to see a doctor because of some blood in my stool. Not only is the matter embarrassing enough as is, it turned out the doctor was a young, crisply dressed, extremely handsome man. I then had his finger in my ass for a check-up, all the while him being very nice about it. I'm still mortified. FML
Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML
Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML
Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doctor inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML
Today, as a going away present after five years of military service and one combat tour, the hospital scheduled me for a prostate exam. FML
Today, I noticed my doctor has freakishly huge hands. This normally wouldn't have bothered me were I not there for a prostate exam. FML
Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML
Today, my fiancé had to perform his first prostate exam. He told me he was quite nervous about it, so I reminded him that he did fine on his first pelvic exam last month. His response: "Yeah, but I've had my hands up plenty of vaginas already." FML
Today, I was very tense as I sat in the chair for my gyno appointment, so the doctor repeatedly told me to relax, in order for her to do the routine exam. I then overcompensated and relaxed so much, I accidentally farted in her face. FML
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ohSNAPyall 27
And just pretend this is Angelina Jolie's...?
ImaginaryFoe 1
...finger instead of the doc's, I guess. I've heard that men have very sensitive nerve centers (like a ********) in that area. Gay or straight, it's supposed to feel quite good to have it stimulated right - which I hope the doc wasn't trying to do. I wouldn't be pleased if, while getting a breast exam or gyno check-up, the doc told me to imagine he's Gerard Butler or someone. Highly inappropriate of him and most awkward if you actually did!
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Fabby_fml 2
@88 My last pap smear certainly wasn't painless. I'd say having fingers stuck up your ass is still probably worse, but it is incredibly uncomfortable.
DrLemon 0
I agree with TuthDoc and French, show come respect and sympathy. You definatly don't want to comparable getting a doctors finger up your ass to a doctor pulling a human out of your vag. snickers, you really don't have any knowledge and much of what you say or have any experience, so don't act as if you know everything, it makes you look really stupid.
Erindub 0
Aww dude I don't feel bad for you : ( I have to have my **** looked at once a year. Its awkward, it sucks but its what you gotta do.
MZHUNIDEW13 0
ok some of snicks comments are unreasonable .......but if you have a problem with what she says JUST IGNORE HER....damn!!!! I mean your wasting time bashing her ( and no I'm not wasting time doing this I'm bored lol). and also snicks don't say something mean about anything you've never experienced on any fml if you wouldn't mind (I'm not being rude) mkay.......bye now
Zills 0
It's like the male equivalent of a period but compacted into 5 minutes. I really don't ever want to get one, you may enjoy getting rammed up the ass being a girl but guys don't like it.
Madeleine_ForYou 0
I think everyone needs to look at this FML another way. Maybe he isn't complaining about the pain, but the actual hassle, the awkwardness of the situation (made worse by the Angelina Jolie comment). Seriously, though, anyone else see the possibility of an amateur porno in the making? ...Anyone...?
nurgletr0n 0
has anyone realized at all, that snickers, is a troll. 90% of the comments on each FML that she replies to, are replies to snickers' comments. seriously don't argue with her, you're giving her what she wants.
astro_plastic 0
Angelina Jolie is hot FTW
penpal33 7
I AGREE!!! :-D
cr9landinho 0
put them in a microwave
Islander_fml 5
WIN for the doctor! That's really, really funny. I would have laughed my ass off if my doctor said it. Sorry, I mean to say: laughed my ass open.