Today, I had whiplash after my dad and I were rear ended by a suburban. Despite the state trooper saying I should go, my dad delayed taking me to the ER because he wanted to pick up the dog from "doggy daycare" and take her for a nice long walk, while I waited for my mom to come home. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my father tripped over the dog and hit a wall. He was so convinced his arm was broken that we waited for 3 hours in emergency to find out he had a bruise. FML
Today, my mother sued me for whiplash in a car accident that was her fault. She screamed to stop so I slammed on the brakes and the car behind ran into us. It wasn't an emergency; she just thought she saw her friend at the bus stop. It wasn't even her. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my leg. My dad helped me to the car so he could drive me to the hospital, but when he saw our neighbor, he went over and had a 15 minute screaming match with him over how his dog keeps shitting on our lawn, all while I sat in the car in agony. FML
Today, I dislocated my shoulder. I was screaming and writhing in pain, and my eyes were shut for most of the ride to the hospital. We stopped, and I was thrilled because I thought we were at the ER. I was wrong. My dad had stopped to order a cheeseburger. FML
Today, I hurt my arm in a scooter accident. When my dad came to pick me up, instead of taking me to the hospital like a normal dad, he took me directly home where he spent a hour shaving and taking a shower so he would "look nice" when we went to the hospital, while I clutched my arm in pain. FML
Today, I was hit by a car while riding my bike, so I called my dad for help. He blamed me for the accident, said he wasn't sure what I wanted him to do, and suggested I call my mom instead. She isn't picking up. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, we accidentally ran over a dog who had sprinted into the road. Instead of stopping, my mom continued to drive as if nothing happened. Every time I tried to bring it up, she merely talked loudly over me. FML
Today, I was driving down the road when a dog suddenly ran across the street. In attempt to spare its life, I swerved to the side of the road and rear-ended another car. The car I hit belonged the family who owned the dog. Now I have to pay them because I saved their dog's life. FML
Today, I decided to drive my mothers Bentley. She is out of town and told me not to go near the car. Being 17, I didn't listen. As I was backing out the driveway, I was hit by an SUV, seriously damaging my moms car. Who was driving the SUV? My mom, coming home early. FML
Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML
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Top comments
Tripartita 45
That Worst Father of the Year award isn't going to earn itself…
Rugabee 19
Your dad is messed up.
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Comments (68)
Weirddate 11
I see a charge of child abuse or neglect on his future.
abadoo123 15
As a defensive lineman, whiplash isn't that bad. Going to the hospital isn't really needed. Just ice it up
SecundusSecunda 27
Tell that to yourself in your older age Take care of your body
abadoo123 15
Still OP is obviously young enough to where whiplash isn't that bad, just need some ice and alieve
TheInvisibleOne 31
You're an idiot. Getting whiplash at a young age can lead to serious problems down the road. They should have been checked out immediately.
askullnamedbilly 33
OP was in a ******* car accident. There could be any number of things wrong with her head and neck, ranging from bruises to broken vertebrae or bleeding in the brain. Acting tough and treating injuries yourself when you don't even have the diagnostic means to tell what's wrong is incredibly stupid.
ThrottleJockey 36
Lineman, perhaps. Rhoades Scholar, not so much. Enjoy your brain damage when you hit 50.
KitKat20_fml 20
Talk about bad parenting!
dkramer0313 17
Priorities man, don't be so selfish
gotaplanstan 28
Central Bark best doggy daycare NA
djTrikhster 4
call the paramedics on yourself next time if you dad decides to be a ****
PhoenixChick 26
What did your mom say when she got wind of this? Hopefully she was appalled at your dad.
worldclassrager 41
Kid before dog...come on the dog might like being there associating with other pups
Xion0014 20
Dogs are pretty important.
shortcake18 15
Wow that sound like a pain in the neck