Today, I'm found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I spoke at length about how we were going to handle things, which included him "forbidding" me from having an epidural, because he doesn't want our baby to "come out addicted to drugs." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband reacted by going out and smoking weed, then getting completely shitfaced, and having his buddies drag his nearly-comatose carcass back home from a strip club. FML
Today, I found out that my unborn son has an abnormally large head. I have an abnormally small and narrow pelvis, and I'm allergic to local anesthetic, so no epidural or spinal for me. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML
Today, I learned that not only am I pregnant, I'm too far along for an abortion. My husband and I originally bonded over the fact that we both hate children. FML
Today, I had the abortion my husband and I agreed on, after multiple forms of birth control failed. His family somehow found out, and now they're all mad at us for not telling them I was ever pregnant, with a child we never wanted, and took precautions to avoid creating. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, during the birth of my first child, my epidural didn't work. FML
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I told my husband I might want a baby, so he took me to visit his best friend who has a toddler and we stayed for an hour. I no longer want a baby. I want the pill wrapped in 2 condoms and a joint vasectomy/hysterectomy paid for with my non-baby disposable income, and my husband now has a shit eating grin. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
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TheGewt 7
He will change his mind when you break his hand going into labor.
batwomen_fml 7
He's not the one pushing a baby out of his vag. Tell him it's your choice. And, sometimes doctors really want people to get them, so that they don't pass out from pain.
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Comments (151)
cjhons 16
Tell him when he gets his next surgery, you forbid anesthesia. Even though childbirth is natural, the pain is ungodly. Out of my 3 children, I almost fainted between constant vomiting on 2 occasions. It's no joke, I hope he plans to research before your due date.
iwadasn 33
Does he know anything about pregnancy?
hahagwaf 1
**** that lol
CharliesCool2084 8
Oh dear.
horseraddish 4
Tell him you don't want your baby to come out a moron (like him), so you're not going to make dumb choices about your health.
BellaMarta 19
Get it anyway.
lesliepalomera 0
I bet when he sees u in labor pain he will change his mind and ask for an epidural for both of you guys lol
lesliepalomera 0
I bet when he sees u in labor pain he will change his mind and ask for an epidural for both of you guys lol
fmlswag 11
Did you tell him that it was your body that would be drugged up and not your guys' child?
thatgirl57 3
hows that an "fml"?!?! that happens alot and its stupid u thought it was worth putting on this website