Today, I spent hours arguing with my mother, who claimed I shouldn't make a three-hour drive because I wouldn't be able to concentrate for that long. I argued that I was a perfectly capable driver, and left. In the last two minutes of the journey, I hit a van, and messed up the front of my car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, I was arguing in the car with my boyfriend about who was the better driver. Being so incensed by the fact that he thought he was better made me completely zone out, and run a red light. FML
Today, I decided to drive my mothers Bentley. She is out of town and told me not to go near the car. Being 17, I didn't listen. As I was backing out the driveway, I was hit by an SUV, seriously damaging my moms car. Who was driving the SUV? My mom, coming home early. FML
Today, while driving on the streets for the first time, my mom decided that it would be an appropriate time to yell at me for every single mistake I’ve ever made in my life. This stressed me out so much I began driving against traffic. FML
Today, my mom drove my car and had to make a U-turn on a narrow street. Instead of slowing down, she sped up to turn, running off the road and denting my car. To make things worse, she blamed me for not giving her good directions, then followed that up with, "It's not that bad." FML
Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML
Today, while arguing with my boyfriend about how I wasn't a bad driver and could parallel park, I thought it would be easier to just let him do it. Unfortunately, while getting out of the car to switch seats, I forgot to take the car out of drive and it ran into the car in front of us. He was right. FML
Today, I went driving for the first time with my mom. When she wasn't screaming, she gave great advice like, "Stop at the red light" and "Don't crash into cars". I need to drive 50 hours with her. FML
Today, after failing my learner's licence twice in the previous weeks, I finally passed. As I got home, I went for a drive with my dad. I smashed my mum's car into an old lady's fence and ended up in her backyard. FML
Today, I took my 15 year-old daughter driving. I yelled at her for not going safely around corners. On the way home, while demonstrating how to drive right, I went around a corner and hit a cement truck. FML
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FuzzyWalnuts 0
I know that a lot of people are gonna put YDI, but that's just unlucky. FYL
cecinestpasunnom 0
Your mum was right, too. Being a capable driver is a completely different thing than having infinite supplies of concentration. Drive for an extended period of time, and you /will/ lose your focus. This is why you should take a break every now and then.
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Comments (70)
Chris968 0
What are you 17? That's sad that you can't concentrate for a 3 hour drive.
Thewafflefry36 0
Dude, She might have ADD or something.
Loser390 0
Maybe the van driver couldn't concentrate for a 5 minute drive making her crash. Now that is sad.
lastminuteperm 0
Mother knows best.
Shyman4ever 0
It's always at the end something bad will happen. FYL
paisley_fml 0
i hate it when mothers are right..... and they never forget it, everytime someone does a mistake, his/her mum will bring it up. just make her [mother] feel all powerful...... lol i can't wait to do that to my own HAHAHAHAHA.... i hope you were ok,
I_am_stupid_also 6
Actually, your crash was in the last second of your journey, unless your journey was to visit an auto repair place.
YDIprobably 0
for the sake of everyone, get the off the road...
enjoyingfml 0
Women can't drive
ChetSteadman 0
thanks Dr. Phil
Loser390 0
Tell that to the poster of the FML where a mom asks her son if the guy on the top has to "take care of himself."
Loser390 0
Why do people think its the OP's fault? Stop assuming its the women and maybe the person in the van caused it.
kingbob337 0
Because when you rear end someone, that means you weren't paying attention.
sallay 0
collisions are both drivers' fault. even if the other driver caused the collision, you should have tried to prevent the accident, thats why its called DEFENSIVE driving.