Today, my sister shaved a chunk of my hair off while I was sleeping. I'm getting married in three days. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my little sister used scissors she got from school to cut my hair in the middle of the night while I was asleep. Now it looks like someone went at my hair with a chainsaw, and my school's dress code doesn't allow me to wear a hat or anything else to cover it up. FML
Today, I found my sister's wedding book. Inside it was a list of potential grooms; she'd written down all of my ex-boyfriends. And my fiancé. We're getting married in three weeks. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, I got my hair trimmed to look fresh for my sister's wedding this week. The woman messed up so badly that the manager had to step in and fix it. I lost 8 inches of hair and my dad keeps telling me I look like a medieval stable boy. FML
Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, I went to pick up my sister's wedding cake. It was a nice day, the shop was close, and the cake wasn't too big so I walked. On my way back, I stepped aside for a kid on a bike, tripped over my shoelaces, and dumped my sister's expensive, custom-designed cake. The wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML
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Top comments
Tripartita 45
I'd be extra alert if I were you, OP. She might be brewing herself a Polyjuice potion, and who knows what she'll on your wedding day. Try not to eat any floating cupcakes.
wesleyc2110 22
Would that be something borrowed or something new?
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Comments (75)
tinyalmeida 11
Wow, I'm so sorry OP, that sounds very stressful!! Also, you sister sounds like a saboteur!
BawlmerHon24 17
I'm sorry but that shit is funny!
raaron773 19
Reminds me of Marshall's wedding in how I met your mother.
Scorpio01 16
Mate, bald men get married too, just remind her that u will return the favor when she will be getting married.
rpaul365 14
if you can get an extension that matches fairly well that would be a relatively easy fix if it is placed properly.
MSCCG 16
You need a toupee. Or a Native American head dress. Or a hat.
deathperado 0
Hope you banned her from all wedding ceremonies.
Witchylady 18
Why would she do that ? I would ban her from the wedding
royalyue 7
It's pay back time!
everythingelena 28
my question is, how old is your sister?