Today, my sister shaved a chunk of my hair off while I was sleeping. I'm getting married in three days. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my little sister used scissors she got from school to cut my hair in the middle of the night while I was asleep. Now it looks like someone went at my hair with a chainsaw, and my school's dress code doesn't allow me to wear a hat or anything else to cover it up. FML
Today, I found my sister's wedding book. Inside it was a list of potential grooms; she'd written down all of my ex-boyfriends. And my fiancé. We're getting married in three weeks. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, I got my hair trimmed to look fresh for my sister's wedding this week. The woman messed up so badly that the manager had to step in and fix it. I lost 8 inches of hair and my dad keeps telling me I look like a medieval stable boy. FML
Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, I went to pick up my sister's wedding cake. It was a nice day, the shop was close, and the cake wasn't too big so I walked. On my way back, I stepped aside for a kid on a bike, tripped over my shoelaces, and dumped my sister's expensive, custom-designed cake. The wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML
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Top comments
Tripartita 45
I'd be extra alert if I were you, OP. She might be brewing herself a Polyjuice potion, and who knows what she'll on your wedding day. Try not to eat any floating cupcakes.
wesleyc2110 22
Would that be something borrowed or something new?
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Comments (75)
mttr36 17
How I Met Your Mother
moocowmilk0 19
get back at her and rub icy hot on her pads
corky1992 33
How old is your sister? That sounds like a pretty childish thing to do. I would be furious. Hopefully you can still find a way to make your hair look awesome for your wedding.
writerchic85 26
Depending on how much she took off and where it's located a good stylist may be able to cover it for you. The biggest question here is why the hell did she do it?
hoosiergirl94 31
Uninvited
Astrobomb 21
I hope you shaved her entire hair, her eyebrows and that rubbed that bitches toothbrush in the toilet.
batmanfredi 13
That's just terrible.. Sincerely sorry, I know it's supposed to be the perfect day but you'll figure something out :(
rialbybba 19
Strap that bitch down and shave her bald.
Johaneva_fml 12
How old is your sister ?
cmog3 12
Aw that sucks, but congratulations op!