Today, my sister shaved a chunk of my hair off while I was sleeping. I'm getting married in three days. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my little sister used scissors she got from school to cut my hair in the middle of the night while I was asleep. Now it looks like someone went at my hair with a chainsaw, and my school's dress code doesn't allow me to wear a hat or anything else to cover it up. FML
Today, I found my sister's wedding book. Inside it was a list of potential grooms; she'd written down all of my ex-boyfriends. And my fiancé. We're getting married in three weeks. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, I got my hair trimmed to look fresh for my sister's wedding this week. The woman messed up so badly that the manager had to step in and fix it. I lost 8 inches of hair and my dad keeps telling me I look like a medieval stable boy. FML
Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, I went to pick up my sister's wedding cake. It was a nice day, the shop was close, and the cake wasn't too big so I walked. On my way back, I stepped aside for a kid on a bike, tripped over my shoelaces, and dumped my sister's expensive, custom-designed cake. The wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML
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Top comments
Tripartita 45
I'd be extra alert if I were you, OP. She might be brewing herself a Polyjuice potion, and who knows what she'll on your wedding day. Try not to eat any floating cupcakes.
wesleyc2110 22
Would that be something borrowed or something new?
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Comments (75)
rcarn 20
Simple: cut her hair and use it as your own
yes31601 16
Pretty inconsiderate of her, assuming she wasn't thinking about your wedding. Otherwise that's not cool. Should've waited a few days. FYL
gte225 11
Sister was most likely thinking about the wedding and did it out of jealousy, because he/she is probably going to get "too much" attention that day.
anna31899 16
Do the same to her. Paybacks a bitch
KhaleesiDannie 26
Sounds like the beginnings of a major prank war
GeorgiaBea 28
Unless it's your entire head, a good hair dresser can cover that. May have to look at a different style than you were planning. But it will be fine. Promise.
whysobeachy 37
How old is your sister?
Fmelikeuhateme 24
Thought about that too. But since she's getting married... I don't think (it's possible, but probably not) that she doesn't know what she's doing. Oh, and a little girl would have probably ripped it off instead of shaving.
whysobeachy 37
Earlier today, I was musing about whether I'd have preferred a little sister or a little brother, if I had the choice. Your comment made my decision a little easier.
Adam_Power58 16
Someone is abit jealous
ViviMage 40
Have your sister pay for the hairdresser and/or wig.
Mathalamus 25
Is that really a problem? No one reasonably intelligent will care, at your wedding.
Fmelikeuhateme 24
She will. How about looking at "a woman's happiest moment" pictures with your hair like that?
Keiraquarium 12
I'd definitely care if that happened to me
militarybrat 21
You must not be a girl.
beeferjay 34
I feel like the part where you had this coming, has been left out. she's obviously been planning this a long time
countryb_cth 38
Or you know the sister could just be a huge bitch. I highly doubt that any one would ever deserve to have their hair shaved before their wedding.