Today, I was sexting my girlfriend when I accidentally sent one to my swim team’s group chat. This means that 19 men got a picture of me flexing with everything on display. Worst part? I got more compliments from them than I ever got from my girlfriend. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was trying to be sexy and sent my new boyfriend a nude. Before we started dating, I had hooked up with three of his friends which he was super insecure about. Somehow I accidentally sent it to a group chat which included five different people besides us. All of those friends were in it. FML
Today, I was sending intimate pictures to my girlfriend and accidentally sent one to my best friend. He sent me one back. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a dick pic to my coach instead of my girlfriend. He sent one back. FML
Today, I was messaging memes back and forth with one of my female coworkers and I accidentally sent a picture of my junk. FML
Today, I sent a great-quality booty pic to two of my love interests. Instead of sending it individually, I accidentally made a group chat. FML
Today, I was both sexting with my girlfriend and texting my professor about an upcoming essay. I accidentally sent a dickpic to my professor. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML
Today, my mother got a call from our old high school saying that they had fifteen freshmen boys in his office with a nude photo of me on their phones. I had sent that photo only to my boyfriend. Apparently he loves to share me. FML
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Top comments
Lobby_Bee 18
And they say men aren't supportive. Pssshhh.
Dave_Davington 34
I sincerely hope that they sent you some pics back. It's common courtesy, after all.
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Comments (13)
RichardPencil 32
If you’re fishing for compliments, you need to stick your pole into a body of water
Little Richard 11
This is not your best work Dad.
Lobby_Bee 18
And they say men aren't supportive. Pssshhh.
Dave_Davington 34
I sincerely hope that they sent you some pics back. It's common courtesy, after all.
arioch_fml 20
Sounds like you're playing for the wrong team...... uhh wait, the right team.....?
ilovetraveler 17
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Glowworm56 27
At least the comments were positive.
GhostFox 34
You have to be pretty comfortable with your identity to wear nothing but a speedo and a swim cap, so they probably are more comfortable complimenting other guys than most guys are.
Takegami 22
Should've flexed harder
justalexis00 8
well, i would hope that among 19 men you’d get more compliments than from your one girlfriend. ?
Gotenss2 10
No need to drown in that pussy if you can drown in that water
Roman Vasquez 10
At least he knows he's got options