Today, my friends decided it would be funny to scare me by tilting the portable street toilets while I was taking a dump in one of them. One of my friends accidentally rocked it too hard and it fell on the floor. They wouldn't even let me sit in the car after because I had shit all over me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at a music festival when a group of idiots decided to push over a port-a-loo (portable toilet). I rushed over and tried to hold it up to save the person inside from a very messy and embarrasing scene. Not only did the door open, covering me in excrement, but there was no-one inside. FML
Today, I was driving my car when I suddenly got diarrhea and shat my pants. I put a plastic bag under me to not let all the shit go through my pants and get to my seat. Then one of my workmates saw my car and came to say hello. She saw all the shit and the plastic bag. FML
Today, I sat down for a poop. The toilet seat slid off immediately, taking me with it. I lay on the bathroom floor for a moment, stunned, still pooping. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom at a friend’s house, used the toilet paper, and realized there was none left on the roll. I grabbed a replacement pack but it was all the way on the top shelf that was too high for me. I stood on tiptoes, balancing precariously on the toilet lid when it suddenly flipped down, knocking me off, and splashing pisswater everywhere. FML
Today, I went to a new bar downtown with some friends. I was a little buzzed and had to pee so bad. I rushed into the bathroom and as I sat down I felt a squish on my upper thigh. Turns out the last person in the stall decided to take a shit on the toilet seat. FML
Today, thinking he was being so hilarious, my friend slipped me enough laxatives to make a horse shit its intestines out. I haven't been able to move from the toilet for over an hour. FML
Today, I went in for an interview. While I was waiting to be called, I used the restroom. When I stood up to wipe, I slipped on the floor and fell ass first into the unflushed toilet. I was found an hour later, covered in my own shit and too injured to move. FML
Today, the waste disposal truck managed to tip over a Portapotty on our work site, causing the contents to overflow and run down the bank towards my Portakabin office, where someone had left the door open. All my money, ID, and my car keys are now shut off to me by a river of shit. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick. I went to the bathroom and knelt in front of the toilet, waiting to throw up. When I finally did, I violently shit my pants at the same time. I was at my friend's house. FML
Today, after taking a massive shit, I flushed the toilet and it clogged. It flooded to the brim and the shit came rising to the top. I didn't know what to do so I grabbed some toilet paper and picked it up, ran to my balcony, and launched it. It landed on my neighbor's car. FML
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ostensibly 0
That's so ******* vile--I don't even know what I'd do. Probably jump in the nearest lake.
biancagolden 0
That's so shitty of them D:
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graintrain 0
The real question is why didn't your parents get you the chicken pox vaccine - it came out in in 1995, and its been known for the last 50 years you want to have your child have the chicken pox around age 3 for the least serious problems from it Did your parents want to ensure you died from chicken pox? Thats something to ask them about. Unless this is a repeat outbreak, in which case you have even bigger worries as your more likely to die than just being 18 and getting chicken pox for the first time makes you
QuentinM95 0
That makes me shiver
f_all_our_lives 4
damn.... definitely sucks to be you anyway, just to make you feel better: go to youtube type JAPANESE GAME SHOW PRANKS TOILET and watch the videos and yeah..it still sucks to be you you should have wiped all that shit (literally speaking) on your friends and the car
firefly_25 0
this is hilariousss, if it happened to me, id die. but imagining it happen to someone else is hilarouss
BreezyPear 0
My condolences
_cherry_blossom_ 0
lmao. im sorry but id probably be the friend that tells you you're not allowed in the car. even though its kinda their faults. you shoulda got in the car anyways.
maneddie 0
I fell bad for you. Trash their car. Fill a water balloon with animal shit and piss then throw it at the car, then don't clean it.
eduardosuritalov 0
LMAOOO ur friends are hilarious, altho id murder mine if they did that to me!!!
jesbar95 10
Who uses portable toilets.? Thats disgusting. YDI. And I wouldn't let you in my car either, nasty.
hayliepoche 5
Omg same thing happened to me and I never went back in !!! those things and dangerous!!!