Ca13b
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Prank protip
Today, my brother put pepper spray on my toilet paper. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
psychopumpkin
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Boston, United Kingdom
Hard times
Today, I'm so strapped for cash that I smuggled toilet paper out of my mother's house. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Broke boy
Today, I woke up with the worst vaginal itching and swelling. I then find out it was brought on by my boyfriend's cheap brand of toilet paper. FML
lavenderpiss
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
North Adelaide, Australia
New fragrance just dropped
Today, I used my vaporiser to make my house smell like lavender while I went to work. My brother thought it would be funny to pee inside it. My whole house now smells like pissy lavender. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Self defence
Today, I went to my grandmother's house to pick up her cat to take him to the vet. She forgot who I was and sprayed me in the face with pepper spray. FML
rachel
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Köln, Germany
Devious
Today, my little brother told me to give him my phone so he could play a game on it. I said no, because I was taking a call from a friend at the time. He then walked over to the wall, headbutted it, burst into tears, then told my parents that I punched him. They believed him. FML
jquaw
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Brockville, Canada
Catfishing 101
Today, I realized the sweet, sensitive girl I was talking to on a dating site was actually my brother trolling me for fun. FML
sosadstudent
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Netherlands
The smell test
Today, I realized I can tell which one of my 6 roommates has taken a dump, just based on the smell emanating from the toilet. FML
NotASpiderMan
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Seattle, United States
Creeped out
Today, as I was changing my sheets, I found a huge spider under my pillow. My 10 year-old sister had to get rid of it for me. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Hopkinsville, United States
Limited edition prank
Today, as always, my boyfriend has the ability to pop his eyeballs out of his eye sockets. He thought it'd be funny for me to wake up face-to-face with the disgusting sight. The shit in my bowels did an early Thanksgiving Day parade straight into my underwear. FML
Coykoi
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Saskatoon, Canada
Doofus
Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML
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Nikkitaria 9
Put pepper spray in his underwear drawer
SinisterMedic 0
Fire in the hole...? :)
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hazardoussmiles9 22
That is... GENIUS.
yummcookie 0
This actually made me cringe. FYL OP
mintcar 10
I'm sure that lit a fire up under your ass. Your brother is an evil man. What did you do to piss him off?
perdix 31
What a flaming asshole!
ikickgingers 15
It would be funnier if your Guiche was pierced.
perdix 31
They say, "You learn something new every day." Thanks, Kicky, for making that cliché come true for me before 10:15 AM here. Now, I can go back to sleep. Sometimes, you learn something that you wish you hadn't, but I'm happy that you are aware of that zone. And, no, I'm not taking you up on the inevitable dare.
ikickgingers 15
51 - I thought you were all knowing. :/
perdix 31
Haha, Kicky, I'm so frickin' smart because I'm always learning. Aristotle said, "I know shit because I think I don't know shit." (Yeah, that's the exact translation from the Greek.) I learn something from everyone I meet. Last night, the lady at the popcorn store edu-ma-cated me on some of the various varieties of popcorn and which would work best with a hot-air popper. I'm an eternal student. I wonder what else I can learn from you ;)
rayzer_fml 0
Is OP a girl because if OP is a girl then I feel really bad for her. ?
Jamicianprince 1
Hot damn that hurts When it gets in your eye it must hurt more when it's in your ass
lcau322 0
thats actually a pretty cool idea FYL though:/
silverdrake69 0
You didn't notice the toiltte paper was red??? Hate to say it but u kinda deserved it
tinagina 5
Pepper spray isn't red...
SnailJamsss 6
Ahahaha.
Poetaster 10
I'm thinking it's time for him to experience the fun of a hefty dose of a laxative.