Ca13b
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Prank protip
Today, my brother put pepper spray on my toilet paper. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
psychopumpkin
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Boston, United Kingdom
Hard times
Today, I'm so strapped for cash that I smuggled toilet paper out of my mother's house. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Broke boy
Today, I woke up with the worst vaginal itching and swelling. I then find out it was brought on by my boyfriend's cheap brand of toilet paper. FML
lavenderpiss
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
North Adelaide, Australia
New fragrance just dropped
Today, I used my vaporiser to make my house smell like lavender while I went to work. My brother thought it would be funny to pee inside it. My whole house now smells like pissy lavender. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Self defence
Today, I went to my grandmother's house to pick up her cat to take him to the vet. She forgot who I was and sprayed me in the face with pepper spray. FML
rachel
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Köln, Germany
Devious
Today, my little brother told me to give him my phone so he could play a game on it. I said no, because I was taking a call from a friend at the time. He then walked over to the wall, headbutted it, burst into tears, then told my parents that I punched him. They believed him. FML
jquaw
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Brockville, Canada
Catfishing 101
Today, I realized the sweet, sensitive girl I was talking to on a dating site was actually my brother trolling me for fun. FML
sosadstudent
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Netherlands
The smell test
Today, I realized I can tell which one of my 6 roommates has taken a dump, just based on the smell emanating from the toilet. FML
NotASpiderMan
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Seattle, United States
Creeped out
Today, as I was changing my sheets, I found a huge spider under my pillow. My 10 year-old sister had to get rid of it for me. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Hopkinsville, United States
Limited edition prank
Today, as always, my boyfriend has the ability to pop his eyeballs out of his eye sockets. He thought it'd be funny for me to wake up face-to-face with the disgusting sight. The shit in my bowels did an early Thanksgiving Day parade straight into my underwear. FML
Coykoi
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Saskatoon, Canada
Doofus
Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML
Top comments
Nikkitaria 9
Put pepper spray in his underwear drawer
SinisterMedic 0
Fire in the hole...? :)
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Comments (195)
Ann23 7
That's just cruel, just wait karma will get him eventually!:)
guitarbeast 22
Or OP can speed up the process
dyble95 0
To bad karma isn't real...
yaneliz1994 16
Pepper spray his clothes or just wait for revenge to come on it's own
marod02 0
Is there a tingling clean sensation?
ShadowLuffer 0
Put pepper spray all over his stuff when he questions you why, scream out "KARMA".
SinisterMedic 0
Fire in the hole...? :)
whennotlooking 0
Lol
liquidSELECT 0
Win!!
lobum 12
That made my day better, thank you. (:
cooperd52 6
If that would work that'd be a great idea but it doesn't so ydi
animalover721 3
Ouchhiiieees
ChantelRenaeee 0
Revenge.:) but dont do it yet... Make him wait. Make him scared.... *insert troll face here*
The_Troller 14
How exactly do you get revenge for something that bad? The only thing I could think of that would be on the same level as that is if he (OP) did the same to his brothers **** while he's "doin' his thing". But that would be a cruel and unusual punishment.
The_Troller 14
Wait I got it: pepper spray his fapping sock!
ChantelRenaeee 0
Why do guys use a sock? If they're that paranoid about it then do it in the bathroom.
The_Troller 14
Paranoid about what? Getting some on ourselves? I don't use socks for that because I don't really care if I do, but I guess some guys care.
The_Troller 14
Too far?
ChantelRenaeee 0
:L
The_Troller 14
Lol sorry but I just had to say it. If you can't tell from my name, I love trolling people. And you did kinda deserve it asking a question about masturbation on the internet.
savagearmz 6
Lmfao I'm so doing that!
hateevryone 15
put pepper spray in all his underwear.