Ca13b
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Prank protip
Today, my brother put pepper spray on my toilet paper. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
psychopumpkin
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Boston, United Kingdom
Hard times
Today, I'm so strapped for cash that I smuggled toilet paper out of my mother's house. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Broke boy
Today, I woke up with the worst vaginal itching and swelling. I then find out it was brought on by my boyfriend's cheap brand of toilet paper. FML
lavenderpiss
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
North Adelaide, Australia
New fragrance just dropped
Today, I used my vaporiser to make my house smell like lavender while I went to work. My brother thought it would be funny to pee inside it. My whole house now smells like pissy lavender. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Self defence
Today, I went to my grandmother's house to pick up her cat to take him to the vet. She forgot who I was and sprayed me in the face with pepper spray. FML
rachel
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Köln, Germany
Devious
Today, my little brother told me to give him my phone so he could play a game on it. I said no, because I was taking a call from a friend at the time. He then walked over to the wall, headbutted it, burst into tears, then told my parents that I punched him. They believed him. FML
jquaw
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Brockville, Canada
Catfishing 101
Today, I realized the sweet, sensitive girl I was talking to on a dating site was actually my brother trolling me for fun. FML
sosadstudent
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Netherlands
The smell test
Today, I realized I can tell which one of my 6 roommates has taken a dump, just based on the smell emanating from the toilet. FML
NotASpiderMan
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Seattle, United States
Creeped out
Today, as I was changing my sheets, I found a huge spider under my pillow. My 10 year-old sister had to get rid of it for me. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Hopkinsville, United States
Limited edition prank
Today, as always, my boyfriend has the ability to pop his eyeballs out of his eye sockets. He thought it'd be funny for me to wake up face-to-face with the disgusting sight. The shit in my bowels did an early Thanksgiving Day parade straight into my underwear. FML
Coykoi
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Saskatoon, Canada
Doofus
Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML
Top comments
Nikkitaria 9
Put pepper spray in his underwear drawer
SinisterMedic 0
Fire in the hole...? :)
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Comments (195)
CoughDrops 5
My prayers are with you.
kkyl 1
Ouch sounds like it hurts sry
JoeLouisBomber 9
This just sounds really painful. Painful just reading it.
mrahhhhh 21
OP has a hot ass.
jessiemarie95 0
Why would you wipe with wet toilet paper in the first place?....
raphanne_fml 33
Or OP's brother waited long enough for the toilet pepper to dry before putting it back near the toilet...
The_Troller 14
Step 1: Acquire duct tape and pepper spray Step 2: Use duct tape to make endlessly spraying pepper spray bomb Step 3: Throw endlessly spraying pepper spray into his bedroom while he's fapping Step 4: ???? Step 5: PROFIT!
beccac_boresfoff 9
Winn!
sailorzoe 14
WTF is fapping?
uhhRawr 7
That's an amazing idea!! :)
The_Troller 14
Jerkin off
HaileyCocopop 0
You should put peper spray on his stuff and scream FEEL THE BURN BEEOTCH!
The_Troller 14
And I thought my ass hurt after that time I drank habanero sauce...that must've been a whole new level of burn.
raphanne_fml 33
I think I would get even with something that includes his toothpaste (or maybe lube if I'm really in a sadistic mood) and the hottest chili pepper in the world...
Decapitation 3
This is one of those situations where a man is allowed to cry.