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Today, my brother put pepper spray on my toilet paper. FML
Today, my brother put pepper spray on my toilet paper. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm so strapped for cash that I smuggled toilet paper out of my mother's house. FML
Today, I woke up with the worst vaginal itching and swelling. I then find out it was brought on by my boyfriend's cheap brand of toilet paper. FML
Today, I used my vaporiser to make my house smell like lavender while I went to work. My brother thought it would be funny to pee inside it. My whole house now smells like pissy lavender. FML
Today, I went to my grandmother's house to pick up her cat to take him to the vet. She forgot who I was and sprayed me in the face with pepper spray. FML
Today, my little brother told me to give him my phone so he could play a game on it. I said no, because I was taking a call from a friend at the time. He then walked over to the wall, headbutted it, burst into tears, then told my parents that I punched him. They believed him. FML
Today, I realized the sweet, sensitive girl I was talking to on a dating site was actually my brother trolling me for fun. FML
Today, I realized I can tell which one of my 6 roommates has taken a dump, just based on the smell emanating from the toilet. FML
Today, as I was changing my sheets, I found a huge spider under my pillow. My 10 year-old sister had to get rid of it for me. FML
Today, as always, my boyfriend has the ability to pop his eyeballs out of his eye sockets. He thought it'd be funny for me to wake up face-to-face with the disgusting sight. The shit in my bowels did an early Thanksgiving Day parade straight into my underwear. FML
Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML
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Top comments
Nikkitaria 9
Put pepper spray in his underwear drawer
SinisterMedic 0
Fire in the hole...? :)
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Comments (195)
kodinbug 2
Oh god... I am so sorry. Ouch!
MajesticKing 0
Yumm
jessicahpippi 7
Ouch >.
Traz 3
wow that sucks.... u should try and get him back lol
Levitated 14
OUCH !
AvikC818 8
Ouch... This is funny though
KaitHud 0
And you didn't notice that? Come on. You deserve it.
kemando 22
Idk bout you, but I make sure my TP's dry...
j_cat187 20
Switch his contact lens cleaner with vinegar.
KhronicSmoke 2
This means war!!!!!