Ca13b
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Prank protip
Today, my brother put pepper spray on my toilet paper. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
psychopumpkin
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Boston, United Kingdom
Hard times
Today, I'm so strapped for cash that I smuggled toilet paper out of my mother's house. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Broke boy
Today, I woke up with the worst vaginal itching and swelling. I then find out it was brought on by my boyfriend's cheap brand of toilet paper. FML
lavenderpiss
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
North Adelaide, Australia
New fragrance just dropped
Today, I used my vaporiser to make my house smell like lavender while I went to work. My brother thought it would be funny to pee inside it. My whole house now smells like pissy lavender. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Self defence
Today, I went to my grandmother's house to pick up her cat to take him to the vet. She forgot who I was and sprayed me in the face with pepper spray. FML
rachel
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Köln, Germany
Devious
Today, my little brother told me to give him my phone so he could play a game on it. I said no, because I was taking a call from a friend at the time. He then walked over to the wall, headbutted it, burst into tears, then told my parents that I punched him. They believed him. FML
jquaw
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Brockville, Canada
Catfishing 101
Today, I realized the sweet, sensitive girl I was talking to on a dating site was actually my brother trolling me for fun. FML
sosadstudent
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Netherlands
The smell test
Today, I realized I can tell which one of my 6 roommates has taken a dump, just based on the smell emanating from the toilet. FML
NotASpiderMan
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Seattle, United States
Creeped out
Today, as I was changing my sheets, I found a huge spider under my pillow. My 10 year-old sister had to get rid of it for me. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Hopkinsville, United States
Limited edition prank
Today, as always, my boyfriend has the ability to pop his eyeballs out of his eye sockets. He thought it'd be funny for me to wake up face-to-face with the disgusting sight. The shit in my bowels did an early Thanksgiving Day parade straight into my underwear. FML
Coykoi
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Saskatoon, Canada
Doofus
Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML
Top comments
Nikkitaria 9
Put pepper spray in his underwear drawer
SinisterMedic 0
Fire in the hole...? :)
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megan_lovee 0
wow...gotta hate when tht happens
Toxic_Ninja 2
Pepper spray his glasses
bubo_fml 11
Reminds me of a story from Morocco. Some fellas were insulted by some hos. Later, they visited the brothel & put jalepeno sauce on their shanks.1 stroke later, they lit them hoes up!
SnailJamsss 6
What?
tj4234 36
you have your own toilet paper? O_o
Taurus_ChicKa 37
I'm guessing OP has his own bathroom, so technically it would be his TP. :) Maybe he lives in a basement - lots of kids have bedrooms in basements these days, and many basements have bathrooms. Still sucks for OP though.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
OP probably has his own bathroom, maybe in a basement. Lots of people have bedrooms in basements these days, and many basements have bathrooms. So technically it would be his TP. :D But still, FYL OP, that sucks!
tj4234 36
ah I suppose. In the UK it's uncommon to have a basement. We don't need them. Which is why I never thought of a basement bedroom I guess :L.
m3lyc 18
Do you know now what Johnny Cash was singing about when he sang "Ring of fire"?
be123 6
If you are a girl, I feel for you. Even the simplest liquid burns like hell.
aantho_fml 0
That's shitty...
nawlzdylan 0
I bet it felt the same way taco bell does coming out.
SkardeyKat 3
Put Nair in his shampoo. Then when he's crying because his hair fell out, pepper spray him right in the face!
lpeezy11 0
Great trick