Today, I told my girlfriend that my identical twin and I are not in fact related, that he's adopted, and that the only reason we look exactly the same is because we eat and drink the same things. She actually believed it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me that his daughter only liked me because she thought that we look like siblings. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML
Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML
Today, I found out my wife of 5 years, with whom we have three kids, is actually my cousin. At a family dinner someone had pointed out how much she looks like my uncle. We laughed until she mentioned that she was adopted from the same town my uncle's ex-wife had a baby. A few questions and a blood test later, we all learned the sick truth. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML
Today, I found out that my sister has been telling people I’ve been dead for the last 3 months, to cover up the fact she used me to commit identity fraud. We’re identical twins. FML
Today, I had another dinner with the girl that I started dating a few weeks ago. During dinner, we talked about our families. We realized that we're actually cousins. FML
Today, my mom dropped me off at a friend's house. Upon leaving, my friend's mom said how much I looked like my mother. My mother then replied, "That's funny, she was adopted." This was the first I'd heard of this. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three months got mad at me because I thought she was attractive. She has an identical twin, and she says if I think she's attractive, I must want her twin too. FML
Today, I met this girl who's perfect. Turns out, since I'm adopted, she might be my sister. FML
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Top comments
BlowinChronic 18
Well, you can't fix stupid and you've also gotten yourself into a hole because whenever you tell her that you were joking she's going to hate you for making her look stupid.
KylieMangion 22
Wow....someone's really gullable
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Comments (94)
pradip 26
Yes the Americans and Africans look different, just because they eat and drink different. She's laughing behind your back, for trying to fool her with that.
RedPillSucks 33
You do realise that neither America nor Africa is racially monolithic, right?
sens3sfailing 25
^did you get the point of the comment? good, then shut the **** up, it's just annoying to get that ******* technical.
carminecris89 13
She's gullible but you sound like a dick. How can you set her up and then act like she's a moron because she trusts and believes you.
DarkJediLove 19
I was thinking the same thing! He sounds like he wants to be superior over her and if that is the case, he should not be with her.
mikenikes14 8
I agree as well. It sounds like she has a lot of faith in you, as blind as it might be.
perdix 31
Sometimes, people have the manners and good sense to humor a lunatic by pretending to accept the crazy bullshit that floods out of their mouths. I went on a date and the girl went on and on about astrology, so I confronted her with evidence and she eventually had to agree it was bullshit. Guess who had to go home alone that night and **********?* *Trick question: the answer is "both of us."
wdthompson1 18
It could be for the humor too.
wdthompson1 18
Are you dating my daughter op?
kingofswedes 13
"Oh huney.."
Surge5560 20
Is your name Brian Griffin by any chance?
MandieL 27
Normally this would be an fyl but in this case is say YDI as your girlfriend although gullible, trusts you. Well hopefully now she questions everything you say.
cloud175 6
I believed it until you said it was a lie... Maybe she just doesn't expect you to lie, the same way I don't expect people to lie on the Internet.
panicsdisaster 17
She sounds a few beers short of a six pack