Today, I told my girlfriend that my identical twin and I are not in fact related, that he's adopted, and that the only reason we look exactly the same is because we eat and drink the same things. She actually believed it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me that his daughter only liked me because she thought that we look like siblings. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML
Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML
Today, I found out my wife of 5 years, with whom we have three kids, is actually my cousin. At a family dinner someone had pointed out how much she looks like my uncle. We laughed until she mentioned that she was adopted from the same town my uncle's ex-wife had a baby. A few questions and a blood test later, we all learned the sick truth. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML
Today, I found out that my sister has been telling people I’ve been dead for the last 3 months, to cover up the fact she used me to commit identity fraud. We’re identical twins. FML
Today, I had another dinner with the girl that I started dating a few weeks ago. During dinner, we talked about our families. We realized that we're actually cousins. FML
Today, my mom dropped me off at a friend's house. Upon leaving, my friend's mom said how much I looked like my mother. My mother then replied, "That's funny, she was adopted." This was the first I'd heard of this. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three months got mad at me because I thought she was attractive. She has an identical twin, and she says if I think she's attractive, I must want her twin too. FML
Today, I met this girl who's perfect. Turns out, since I'm adopted, she might be my sister. FML
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Top comments
BlowinChronic 18
Well, you can't fix stupid and you've also gotten yourself into a hole because whenever you tell her that you were joking she's going to hate you for making her look stupid.
KylieMangion 22
Wow....someone's really gullable
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Comments (94)
sunkissedluster 20
That's what you get for dating someone dumber than a corpse's shoe, hun. You gotta love her for who she is, or else ditch the ginger and move on.
BeccaHugs 17
Where the **** did you get "ginger" from?
MandieL 27
Ginger??? Blonde.
willbur73q 7
I was all into what you were saying, and then you dropped the ginger thing... where in the world did you pull that from??
hawright 13
Does anyone else see this as a setup for another FML? " My GF cheated on me with my identical twin because she could not tell us apart, FML...."
Catkam623 27
Or my jealous identical twin seduced my girlfriend because he doesn't have one.
jjessen 20
This is already an fml
willbur73q 7
Or "my gf cheated on me with my best friend, and she said that since we both had pizza for lunch, she couldn't tell us apart. FML"
UMadBro_87 3
Not an fml as much as a roflcopter. Good joke, excellent outcome.
GregoryStalver_fml 6
I wonder how many "she fell for it" moments actually are the other guy just placating the person, because they are fed up with them and see it as the path of least resistance.
DanielleinDC 34
#20, I was going to say, maybe she just went along with OP's stupid little joke, and he can't tell she's having him on. He probably thinks so little of her that he pulls these things so he can whine about dating a stereotypical dumb blonde.
Alleged_Cranium 7
I hope you're dating her for her looks.
mazizen 5
Come on, everybody knows that identical food intake cause similar looks ;)
interesting33 37
You are what you eat taken too literally here. But I would probably end up believing you too. Environmental effects etc. when people live together for a long time they can end up looking similar.
sig4life 18
I see she is gullible, is that the reason she is your girlfriend?
EvilUndead 9
Your fault. You tricked her, and if she's good girlfriend/person it shouldn't matter to you whether she's gullible or not. Intellect is not everything.
Mkymouse 2
I bet she's real pretty too!!!!!