Today, my husband and I were home alone and we wanted to do the nasty multiple times before our kids got back from school. He lasted less than two minutes, then fell asleep. It's been 6 weeks since my last orgasm. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband went out for a walk. My kids were tucked in bed and all the chores were done, so I finally had time to myself in a long time. I just wanted to watch porn and masturbate, but then my husband returned early to kiss me good night, and my son snuggled into my bed as he had a nightmare. Me time? Lol. FML
Today, my wife decided to end our dry spell of four months and started dry humping and kissing me in bed. Things were going well until she orgasmed from the activity and declared that she was too tired to do any more, rolled over, and fell asleep. Five months or bust. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my husband and orgasmed. Three hours apart from each other. FML
Today, more than fifteen years of marriage and sex at least once a week has given my otherwise lovely husband the stamina to last a minute and a half. We've cum together less than five times. FML
Today, my husband and I put our children to bed a little earlier than usual, so we could have some sexy time. Immediately following my full-blown orgasm, I rolled over, only to see my wide-eyed son peeking over the top of the mattress. FML
Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML
Today, my partner and I were both horny at the same time. I entertained our 3 kids while he jerked off, then he entertained them while I went and masturbated. We live together and this is the first time we’ve been horny at the same time since Christmas, because we’re both so exhausted. FML
Today, my wife threw up in the middle of sex, then fell asleep right after. I didn't even finish and it'd been over a month since the last time. FML
Today, my husband and I have officially become that couple that has to schedule sex. Between his working, my going back to school, raising kids, doing housework and homework, we just haven’t had time. Last night we tried to be spontaneous and get it on. We both fell asleep. FML
Today, it's been three weeks since my husband’s daughter has been staying with us. Zero sexy time since she’s been here. Finally, we had the chance tonight. He lasted 4 minutes. I’m still hot and frustrated. FML
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Top comments
Hangryko 32
Tell him. More foreplay, plus he needs to stay awake after.
Chazzster 32
With my wife and I, we have a routine - We watch **** that appeals to both of us, then I use a toy and oral on her until she has an ****** then after she recovers it’s my turn… Your spouse won’t know what you want and need unless you tell them. And that’s got to be in a non judgmental way. Except for paid **** actresses, (who are good at faking) it’s relatively rare that a woman has an ****** just from standard penetrative sex. Plus the more horny the male, the quicker he finishes. Young men in good health can usually go again though in an hour or less…
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Hangryko 32
Tell him. More foreplay, plus he needs to stay awake after.
Chazzster 32
With my wife and I, we have a routine - We watch **** that appeals to both of us, then I use a toy and oral on her until she has an ****** then after she recovers it’s my turn… Your spouse won’t know what you want and need unless you tell them. And that’s got to be in a non judgmental way. Except for paid **** actresses, (who are good at faking) it’s relatively rare that a woman has an ****** just from standard penetrative sex. Plus the more horny the male, the quicker he finishes. Young men in good health can usually go again though in an hour or less…
RichardPencil 32
Learn to keep up.
poopface82 25
I’m glad I don’t get tired after sex. I can just clean up, chug some water and finish the job. In your case, I’d raid his savings for his next big guy toy and buy a Sybian. Or spend a hundred bucks on a wand thingy. Whatever works.
wrenavery90 12
geez lady. Give yourself an ******. You don't need a man for that.
aaa143143 15
You don’t need one but when he CANT give her one when she wants it red flag
Demona666 19
Be happy that you have orgsams sometimes :/
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Time to invest in some adult toys!
kitten79TX 5
1. Have a talk with him. 2. **********. There's no reason to go that long without an orgadm. Magic Wands are wonderful toys.
wrenavery90 12
Sounds like you need to take matters into your own hands.