Today, I went to see a movie with three of my friends, and I was sharing popcorn with one of them. Halfway through the movie, my friend asked me why I wasn't eating our popcorn. I then realised I'd been taking popcorn from the man sitting next to me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, I went to the movies with the girl I liked. She kept on eating my popcorn so I whispered in her ear, "Pretty soon your going to have to repay me with kisses." Then she looked at me and walked out the theatre. She came back with a bucket of popcorn and said, "Here, you're repaid." FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't share food after I tried taking a chip from him. I made popcorn that night, and when he tried to take some, I said, "I'm sorry, I don't share food" to get him back. His response? "I can tell." FML
Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML
Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a friend and her grandma. Her grandma was using toothpicks and dropping them on the ground next to our popcorn bucket. I took a big handful of popcorn, and was fortunate enough to get a piece of her toothpick lodged in my throat. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML
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Top comments
zinoxity 23
Did you catch the guy's facial expression when you finally realized this?
beth_ebdon 6
Why didnt he say anything...
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Comments (98)
murkinstock 5
Sorry OP but that just made my day! and I'm about to get black ops 2!
LaLince 40
poor little baby
User57777 13
At least he shared his popcorn with you!
kemnet 7
haha....now you owe him
DarkPrincess2k12 2
To all the people calling the guy 'creepy', I too would not have said anything. I would have just found it too funny and let her continue with her silly act.
Epikouros 32
Congratulations, you had a spontaneous date!
kenzielouluvsyou 3
*realized No one ever spells that right! And why didn't he say anything??
Lady_Bee_fml 13
'Realized' with a z is the American version, not the 'right' version, I'm sorry to have to be the one to tell you. OP's from the UK. Therefore, realiSed.
TheMajesticBeard 2
It's realised, moron. OP is from the UK.
MorganBrown 8
Talk about awkward. Eesh. Sorry OP
santel_fml 8
Haha hilarious!!
broadwaybrian 2
Holy crap I just lol'd good one slick
yenidewi 11
hahhahahhahaa ...