Today, cops showed up at my apartment demanding to look inside. Satisfied with the search, they told me they had received a noise complaint. More specifically, hearing screams someone believed a girl was getting raped. I had two friends over and we had been wrestling. The three of us are male. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was cleaning, listening to music and sometimes singing along, I heard a knock on my front door. I turned off the music and opened the door to the police, who stated they had to investigate reports of "repeated female screams" coming from my apartment. I'm a 23 year old man. FML
Today, I was having some intense sex with my boyfriend. I was wailing so loud that my neighbors decided to call the police on us. According to them, it sounded like I was "being tortured to death". FML
Today, the cops were called on our apartment because they heard angry yelling and loud screams. I was having a Mario Kart party with some friends over and we got too into the game. FML
Today, the neighbors called the cops on us because they heard a series of loud screams. No, no one was being murdered, but my mom found one of my socks in the laundry room. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML
Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML
Today, I heard screaming coming from my neighbor's house. Since her husband has a history of abusing her, I called the cops. After they left with him in custody, she called to yell at me because they were "working things out" after "having a few drinks". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I awoke to the sound of my neighbors attacking my car with a baseball bat accusing me of calling the cops on them. I did call the cops on them, after they screamed at me last night, drunkenly, to call the cops for them because they thought they were being robbed. FML
Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML
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kristenlee 3
I don't think you were just wrestling...
SKYblue_fml 1
Well, at least they knew that there wasn't a girl involved...
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Comments (182)
becky_becks 0
It doesn't count if balls haven't touched!
ClosedPool 0
Did they even have a search warrant? Some crappy cops you have there.
Zizzle 0
Everybody loves a good zizzle. Oh yeah.
rubiiax33 0
funny
fowunfive 0
sucks for you
misslicorice 0
Hah! Are you my neighbor!? I didn't call the cops on you, but I do wish you would use another room for "wrestling" with your two friends, preferably one that doesn't share a wall with me. You're on the corner, for goodness sakes. You could do your business on the other side of your dwelling space and I'd never have to hear!
ItsNotTheTime 0
who the hell calls their two male friends over to wrestle? did you all wipe eachother down with ky gel first and then take a nap while listening to boy george after?
ohsoglam 0
hahahhahaha 122 yeah, okay...."wrestling"
nodbor 11
who won?
dca714 0
so which one of you was the one raped?