Hailey
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Pleased to meet you
Today, I brought my date home to meet my parents. We walked in the front door to find my drunken father wearing nothing but a Viking helmet, while swinging and jabbing our living room furniture with a pool noodle. FML
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iluvwaffles42 0
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure he was using the pool noodle to attack the furniture.
mattsan1992 0
Viking helmets and pool noodles? I'm gonna have to remember that next time I get drunk it sounds like fun
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zelricthestrong 4
He's just excited for Skyrim :)
justinHerry 0
that sucks!!!!!
sugarkiller_fml 6
Tape it and blackmail him.
Harlequin073 6
And you're complaining?
UmbraeCatervae 0
OP i beileve your father is on what we like to call Boss status
kindgremlin 5
Damn, it seems like everyone has a drunk dad and/or mom who does embarrassing things in front of them and their friends, mine must hide it well.
Badlifesmd 0
Dude, best life EVER!!
Bloodlvst 11
I wish I could find a girl with a dad who knows how to rape and pillage
perdix 31
Your date should have challenged him to a sword fight ;)
AliceIsCurious 6
Well at least he didn't appologize for walking in on you guys having sex. ^_^