Hailey
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Pleased to meet you
Today, I brought my date home to meet my parents. We walked in the front door to find my drunken father wearing nothing but a Viking helmet, while swinging and jabbing our living room furniture with a pool noodle. FML
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iluvwaffles42 0
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure he was using the pool noodle to attack the furniture.
mattsan1992 0
Viking helmets and pool noodles? I'm gonna have to remember that next time I get drunk it sounds like fun
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MarioDragon 14
Hahaha that would be amazing, minus the "nothing but.." part.
manbearpig7173 0
Nice to meet you, too
Madiluvsyuh98 2
He had on underwear...right
sunrise1234 3
OP said he was wearing "nothing" but a Viking helmet. So no, he was not wearing underwear
YayFlameWarz 9
IT's FOOTBALL SEASON!
Enslaved 38
Hell yes, it is!!!!! Thank God!(:
ImmaB3AST 7
Your dad is a.... Erm... Uhh... ******* bad ass dude! if you are a naked Viking then you're legit. just sayin
Feklfekl2222 32
What is a pool noodle??? Is it one of the foam things people use in pools or am I on the wrong track?
vbmg152 19
It's one of the long foam tubes, kids use in a pool! They come in weird colors, purple, lime green, hot pink! Wonder which one it was?? :-)
Feklfekl2222 32
Thanks I normally call them "random floaty things" as I'm not very good with words
woosaboo 0
You're dad sounds awesome!
vbmg152 19
Be glad it was the pool noodle he was using & the furniture he was jabbing!!!
Stylin_Since_97 10
For Narnia!!!!!!!!!
KiddCali48 0
You should've joined him, On Guard! Lol