Hailey
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Pleased to meet you
Today, I brought my date home to meet my parents. We walked in the front door to find my drunken father wearing nothing but a Viking helmet, while swinging and jabbing our living room furniture with a pool noodle. FML
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iluvwaffles42 0
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure he was using the pool noodle to attack the furniture.
mattsan1992 0
Viking helmets and pool noodles? I'm gonna have to remember that next time I get drunk it sounds like fun
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GracieLou113 0
poor u :P i wouldve gotten naked with him!
jpallan 3
If his goal was to impede your sex life, I'd say he succeeded admirably.
jessecuhemm 0
haha just the fact that he has a viking helmet makes him a bad ass but his drunken antics are pure genius! Winning!
91frost 0
that's funny yo
jstone0402 1
your dad is awesome. just saying
yusaku02 20
Jealous. Lucky OP.
abstractsnipe 0
It was an honorable and triumpheint victory.
yourlifeisbetter_fml 0
Is your dad Brett Favre?
radiocaf 29
I take it "pool noodle" is the stick you use to hit the balls with? we call it a "pool cue" over here in the UK.
ironik970 13
A pool noodle is a small flotation device shaped like a noodle used for water activities here in America.
rorobear6 7
#134 Your comment was funnier than the post. A pool noodle is a SWIMMING pool toy. Not the stick used in an actual game of pool.
daydreamer244 13
at least your date didn't make herself look bad in front of your parents :)